Acha To Ab Ap Ki B

Acha To Ab Ap Ki B.V Ap Se Bilkul Nahi Jhagrti?

G Haan Bilkul Nahi. . . .!!

"Lekin Ye KesAy Mumkin Hai?"

"Uski Death Ho Gai Hai Hai"

May, 17 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 2553 views Funny

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''Tumari Yaad Muje is Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~

''Tumari Yaad Muje is
Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~

jJesay taiz Aandi mein
SHAAPER aaty hain..;-)''

Teacher:

Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again''

definition of lazine

Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"

Man saw snake

Man saw snake on bed of his Mom-in-law.
Man 2 snake : Meri saas ko dans le.
Snake : Kya dansle ? Mai usse hi to apna zehar recharge karvata hun.

yunhi mazaq mazaq ma

Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!

Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->

In 1 year, 12 months,

In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.

Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->

What is Short but gets

What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!

KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Gham-e-Imtihaan Judaai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Kisi Ko Deni Ho Agr Jawani Main Saza

Tou Parhai Se Bah Ker Saza Kia Hogi . . . ;)

Shayad barish hone

Shayad barish hone se pehle asman nela na ho,

Shayeed andhi aane se phle mosam pila na ho,

Magar ye to ho he nhi skta k tum so kar utho or
"BISTER GILA"
na ho !!!!!!!!!!!!

''Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko

''Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko

Mad-e-nazar rakhtay huey
ye Adalat

dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ Parhnay walay ko
$m$ na bhejnay k jurm main
.
.
“KANJOOS” Qarar deti Hay.!

''You are equal to sixty james bond!

''You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420''

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.
Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.
Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.
Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.
Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
03216307893
Ziada easy load krwata hay.
Best of luck... =P ;->

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