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Acha To Ab Ap Ki B
Acha To Ab Ap Ki B
Acha To Ab Ap Ki B.V Ap Se Bilkul Nahi Jhagrti?
G Haan Bilkul Nahi. . . .!!
"Lekin Ye KesAy Mumkin Hai?"
"Uski Death Ho Gai Hai Hai"
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Night Was Dark
Night Was Dark
Moon Was High
Boy Stopped His Bike
Girl Asked Why ? ? ?
Boy Came Close
She Felt Shy
He Told In Her Ear
DHAKKA MAAR
PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Dear . . . ;->
21st Century.... Good/Bad???
21st Century.... Good/Bad???
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Boss - Brainless
Our Salary - Very less . . .
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
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k I''m already married.
GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.
Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->
A WOMEN 2 A
A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA. DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)
Bhol k bhi kisiko na rulana,
Bhol k bhi kisiko na
rulana,
Zindgi main sabko
hansana,
Dushman Ko bhi galay
lagana,
Phir bhi koi gham day to
90
pay phone lagana
"THOK DENGE"
saaley k
buhat stupid ho tum
Buhat stupid ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat badtameez ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat gadhay ho tum I''m sure 100%
But jo be hay meray ho tum I''m sure 100%
close ur eyes... think abt ur self
close ur eyes...
think abt ur self
ur face,
ur style,
ur nature,
ur looks,
now open ur eyes..
u hv jus spent half a minute watching a
horror movie!!!
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:
"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
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Aaj bAdI ThAnD hAi ..
rAjAaAi uDh Ke sO JaA.->
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono''n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
Moral :
Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota ...
Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle
Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle
Shaam K Waqt
1 Gaon Main
Theek 7 Baje
1 Gali Main
Kuch Bhi Nahi Hua Tha
Chalo Apna Kaam Karo Bohat Shauq Hy Msg Parhne Ka ;->
shadi k doosre din beti apni maa se
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,
Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.
Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
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