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Acha To Ab Ap Ki B
Acha To Ab Ap Ki B
Acha To Ab Ap Ki B.V Ap Se Bilkul Nahi Jhagrti?
G Haan Bilkul Nahi. . . .!!
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"Uski Death Ho Gai Hai Hai"
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How Come The Dove
How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?
How About Pillow ?
It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove
And
It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->
larky waley larki dekhne gaye
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n
Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklif hogi?
Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
Zarori Elaan
Zarori Elaan
City Mein 7 Khudkush Hamla Awar
Dakhil Ho Chuke Hein!
Agar Ap Mulk-O-Qoum Ki
Salamti Chahte Hain,
To
Unki Lambi Umer
K Liye Dua Farmain...
Hum tumhein yaad karte ha
Hum tumhein yaad karte hain,
!
!
!
kesay bhla…
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Safe Guard ki tarhan
Din raat lagatar
Tik tik tik tik tik tik
Choose 1 Option:
Choose 1 Option:
If U r..
muslim=make me a easyload of 100Rs
If U r..
christen=sms me
If u r..
hindu=miss call me
If u r..
sikh=no answer
Ab faisla kar Lo!
In Life
In
Life
Wen
U
R
Alone
When
U
R
Crying
Wen
U
R
Upset
Wen
U
R
Sad
Jus
Make
A Call
2Me
Bcoz
.
.
I
Hav
Incoming FREE.
Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..
Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..
Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..
Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..
Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->
ki trha badal jate ho'' Q Hr roz hmra dil dukhate ho
Q Hr bar mosam
ki trha badal
jate ho''
Q Hr roz hmra dil dukhate ho
Ye bat sunkr
mri rooh tak
kanp gai
K tm ab b
Brtan Dhony
waly SOAP se
Nahaty ho. ;)
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain
FaRaz NoW AvAliBle
FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195
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