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Acha To Ab Ap Ki B
Acha To Ab Ap Ki B
Acha To Ab Ap Ki B.V Ap Se Bilkul Nahi Jhagrti?
G Haan Bilkul Nahi. . . .!!
"Lekin Ye KesAy Mumkin Hai?"
"Uski Death Ho Gai Hai Hai"
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A Teacher lecturing on population –
A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
Are You KIDDING MAMA
Paki-Nursery Poem 2009
Baby Baby ...
Yes Mama !!
Eating Sugar ... ?
Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
translate into engli
Translate into english.
"wo meri nawasi hai".
Pathan:
"She is my
Eighty Nine".
''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati
''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati hai
Dil ko bahut tadpati hai
Socha ki call kar lu
Kambakhat yeh customer care ki ladki barbar balance low batati hai.!!''
ill always remember
I''ll Always Remember The Day I Married You,
Without You My Love,
My Beauty,
I Don''t Know What I''d Do,
Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two,
I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.
Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,
karnay ko tu kar call tujhay
magar.......
customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)
18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry
Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?
Us ki achi tarbiat..
Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->
Height of embarrasment
Height of embarrasment
Man sitting wid his wife in bar,another lady comes 2his wife &
says: PAISE PEHLE LE LENA,YE AADMI BAADME LAFDA KARTA HAI :p
Masha Allah
Masha Allah
Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
Sehri Aur Iftari Me
Aur Har Namaz K Baad
Dil Se Dua KAren''n
Ya Allah
Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De ...
sab hamse hr cheez m
Sab Hamse Hr Cheez Me Aagay Chale Gye
Ham Sirf Is Mehngai Me Piste Chale Gye
Jab Kuch Na Kr Sake Hamare Ye Hukumran
Lo Aaj Ham Ek Ghanta Aagay Chale Gaye ;->
Ladki Boli
Ladki Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
mummy ye school kya
Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He
Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He
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