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Acha To Ab Ap Ki B
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Acha To Ab Ap Ki B
Acha To Ab Ap Ki B
Acha To Ab Ap Ki B.V Ap Se Bilkul Nahi Jhagrti?
G Haan Bilkul Nahi. . . .!!
"Lekin Ye KesAy Mumkin Hai?"
"Uski Death Ho Gai Hai Hai"
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Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar S
Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Karo "Pappu"
Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Kro
>hAmY<
Log Roza Na Tor Dain Eid Ka Chand Samajh Kar.
I.T.I., Lahore:
I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
1 Frnd:
1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha
2:Phir
1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend
The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..
Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..
B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->
Husband And Wif
Husband And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.
Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further
So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)
nikal gai thaa kar k.
Sultan Rahi:
Oye, mere boovay aggay potti kinnay kiti ae.....?
Mustafa Qureshi:
Tez aai c shoniya, nikal gai thaa kar k.... =P ;)
Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta.
Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta.
Ma: Kahan The?
Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha ''Ma Ka Pyar''.
Ma: Ab Upar Jake 1 Aur Film Dekh...
''Baap Ki Maar''
Before Marriage
Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children
But
After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
operation shuru ho chuka hai
Lahore Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:
Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye
Khuda Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?
Ladka ya Ladki..!! :-)
Agar train kee patree
Agar train kee patree par aag lag jaye to tum kya karo ghey?
Budhu agar aag lagti to kya sirf patree ko lagnee theee!
Saving Is
Saving
Is
The Best
Thing ...
Specially
When
Your
Parents
Have
Done
It
For
You ... ;->
1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa
1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa
ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi
TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE
ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?
PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki
KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE
TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . . . . :-P;->
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