What is a difference

What is a difference
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
  

May, 24 2010     118 chars (1 sms)     2011 views       Funny

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''BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen CAR kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne Sara Saal Kia Kya?
BETA:Men CAR Sikhta Rha..
Kia Aap K Mobile Ko Qabz Ki Shikayat Hai

Jo SmS Nahi Nikal Rahy

2 Tablet Easy Load K Khila Do Qabz Toot Jaye ga

Aur SmS Aney shuroo Ho Jain Gay... ;->
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he

To Jiyo bindas...
ladki wale hame ais


Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho



Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->
Do U know About the shortest boOk ever written????


its titled''''what women want?''''


And it has only one word...''''everything''''
''Usko dekha to aisa laga ke battery to nikale ga Faraz kyunki wo shakal se hi chor lagta hai hahahahahahahah loot lia loot lia''
Valentine Day Bhi
Qarib hai Dosto….
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Rehman malik
smjh tey gye o gey tussi…
A silent msg for All LOVERS

Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete haiN...
Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?




















She thinks: I hope I''m running not too fast. . . ;->
Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti