What is a difference

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

May, 24 2010 118 chars (1 sms) 2143 views Funny

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Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.

Bt i hAve a Mega Project.

Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.

Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.

Now You Are Thinking.

Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.

Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?

Teri Maa Di Teri Peo Di Terie Bra di

Teri Maa Di
Teri Peo Di
Terie Bra di
Tere Babi De
Tere Poray Khandan Di
Te Meri V tu Jaan Hain
Hahahahaha

Aaj Wo AZEEM Din

Aaj
Wo
AZEEM
Din
Ha
Jab
Aaj
Se
50
Karor
Saal
Pehlay
Aik
Aisi
Medicine
Eejad
Hui
Thi
Jis
Ki
Waja
Se
Aaj
Puri
Dunya
K
Pathan
Zinda
Hein

HAPPY
"NASWAR"
DAY....

"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi

"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi "PAppu" , , ,

BuS BAndA BegAirAt hOnA chAhiye . . . :p :d ;->

Mumbai may ghareb

Mumbai may ghareb awam mer rahi hay.terrorist ksi k qabo me nai aarhay.Indian Govt se guzarish hay k..
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''Sunny Deol'' ko bhejo na..:-D

''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion

''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion ki awazain kuch ziada he ache leg rehe then,
pool kuch ziada he khobsorat leg rehe the,
fiza b kuch mehki mehki the,
mene dunia se pocha:
aaj quen tujh man esahusun he?
wo boli:
aaj sms perhne vala zinndagi men pehli br nhaia hai.''

There was this guy

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going through hell.

Bin Laden''s son

Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?"
He answered:.."Kill One Child!".. ;->

boys r inteligent than girls!

Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)

Banta was amazed t

Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"

pathan public toilet gya

Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-

commandar safegaurd

Message Of Da Day

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!

Ho sakta hai us nay...

Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd

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