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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
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May, 24 2010
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apni pasand ka fruit
Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.
Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:
Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-
Aap Achy
Aap
Achy
Imandaar
Sundur
Samjhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh wale
Ho....
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.Pata karo ye afwahen kon phela raha hai..?
Impact of Movies:
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Love Is The Thing That ...
Love Is The Thing That ...
Enables A Woman To Sing
While She Mopes Up The Floor
After
Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->
my girlfriend sugges
My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship
It''s Entitled :
" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->
''Ek dum latest and
''Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye
Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.''
Sardar got job
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.
Pappu: Teacher,
Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?
Pappu: But I Asked 1st.
Womenz Day Par
Womenz Day Par Aik Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha
"Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai?"
Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha:
"Kamaal Hai, Jb Hum Ghar SeNikla Tha
Tab Tu Tuesday Tha.
Sardarji to others:
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB
Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB hy Pappu ko m0ti0n Shadeed hy
T0ilet me Kahan Light hy
Papu ki Halat Tight hy
papu ka para m0ti0ns se pala
thats y papu cnt dance sala,
HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????
HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????
kYuNKI kIsI nE MuJhSe KaHa kI PaGaLo kO NeEnD NaHi aAtI. IsLiYe mAiNe SoCh kI AbHi PaTa KaR lU
KyUnKi AaP BaHuT aKkALMaND HaI Na !!!!!
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