After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
Most innocent dhamki:
As the thief was leaving the house,the kid woke up & said to the thief: "Mera schoolbag bhi le kar jao varna main mummy ko utha doonga.
