After a quarrel,

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."

May, 24 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 3760 views Funny

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PHATAN 14 AUG

PHATAN 14 AUG ko kabrustan me kabrain khud rha tha 1 admi ne pocha khan sb kya kr rahe ho, Khan bola wo yara aj azadi ka din ha to hum in ko azad kar raha ha

Musharaf dedicate

Musharaf dedicate song 2 mulana abdul AZIZ.

AJ KALA BURKA PA SADI FARMAISH TY.AJ PA K SAMNAY Aa SADI FARMAISH TY. aj pa k NA SHARMA.SADE FARMAISH TY.

Pathan 100 K Note

Pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha

2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?

1st Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam Ka Number Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
Un ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hy ... ;->

aik borhi orat nay 1

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

how did aamir got s

How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?

Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost

How ... ?

Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->

Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon

Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.

Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.

Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.

Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)

i m home please

I m home, Please
call
I m work, Please call
I m in a meeting, Call
Me later at
Meeting is cancelled
I m late
See U in
See U at

Pareshan Na Ho
Templates Send
Kiye Hyn ...

Samosa bi zaya

Itni pyar bhari nazar se jo us ne dekha mujhe, dil to gaya hi gya,
;->

sath me 15 rupee wala samosa bi gir gaya

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….

Father:baap

Father:baap

son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

Father:Garaham bell ne.

Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?

Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student:WOW!

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy

...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P

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