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After a quarrel,
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After a quarrel,
After a quarrel,
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
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Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay
Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay
Ghari Dein Tu Suit Mang Lena. Scooter Dein Tu Car Mang Lena,
Dokan Dien Tu Ghar
Beta: Dady Larki Dein Tu Oski Maa Mang Lon?
Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?
Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?
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They Don''t Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..
Women are confusing…
Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man.
Patient To Nurse
Patient To Nurse
I Don''t Want To
Get Well Because I Love U!
Nurse : U Wont Get Well Either,
Bcoz Doctor Has Seen U
Kissing Me
& He Loves Me Too
Larka Bus Stop Par
Larka Bus Stop Par Larki Ko Dekh Ker Bola :
Tu Tou Meri Jaan Hy
Tu Mera Emaan Hy
Larki Ne Apni Sandel Utari
Tou Larka Bola :
Main Bhi Pakistan Hoon Tuu Bhi Pakistan Hy ... ;->
Bus itna he kaha tha
Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bher k us zalim ne ROH''AFZA bana diya... =P ;->
What Is The Difference Between A Nicel
What Is The Difference Between A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle And A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle. . . ???
Need Nt To Think Hard
It’s Simple Yaar
A TYRE . . . ;->
the sun makes moon s
The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.
But what makes you shine......
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!! COMING SOON …!!!
Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,
Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
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Aur Aapa
Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!
Pathan interview dene gaya.
Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?
To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
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