After a quarrel,

After a quarrel,
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
  

May, 24 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     3742 views       Funny

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-
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santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
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Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
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Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
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Pathan: TUM KON ?
Man : Bihari
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Pathan: TUM KON ?
Memon : Bhai Main
Goonga Hon

Pathan : Jao Yaar
Bezaban Ko KonMaray ... ;->
jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.

Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.


Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,


Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye




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"Mike Hussey" :-)
What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
A Mother''s Love

Your arms were always open
when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when
I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern
when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has
guided me and gave me wings to fly.