theepa

theepa
1 rupya 1 lakh ni hota magar phir b 1 rupya lakh sy nikal jaye tow wo b lakh nai rehta aap lakhon mein woi 1 rupya ho...
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samaj aai????


theepay dy moo waleya
  

Jun, 06 2011     164 chars (2 sms)     2117 views       Funny

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Student : SMILES

Teacher: Why

Student: Because there is a mile between the first and last letter ''''s'''' ;->
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The pencil costs Rs.3/.

Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

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mom told that angels
live in heaven ...


Now I know that it is
not true


B''coz if angels live in
heaven




Why am I here ... ;)
The Mark Of A
True M.B.A Is That


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He Is Often Wrong

But

Seldom In Doubt ... ;->
Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->
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Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki

Sms To Company Ne Kab K Saste Ker Diye

Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane Ki ......... ;->
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka


jis k jawab me hum kahein
Qabool hai
qabool hai
qabool hai
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