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May, 24 2011     138 chars (1 sms)     3037 views       Funny

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Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?

Faqeer:Allah Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi Faqeer Ka Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le Gya,
Or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar Ye Hai. . . .
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!
Man Tries To Throw A Lady From The Window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is Alive.
The Guy: This Is Not A Lady, This Is My Mother-In-Law.
The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.
*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)






*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*
Breaking News!

Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar



Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain
Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.......
Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho......
Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........
Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!!
Marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)
Saving

Is

The Best

Thing ...

Specially

When

Your

Parents

Have

Done

It

For

You ... ;->
Agar Allah Hamare Awam Ko Aqal Dede To Keya Hoga..?

Qazi Husen Kele Beche Ga.

Molana F.Rahman Bas Men Conductari Kare Ga.
Ch.Brothar''s Bhenson K Bare Me Dudh Jama Kare Ge..
Zardari Amrikion Ke Kutte Nehlae Ga..
Sh Rashid Hira Mandi Men Dalali Kare Ga..
Nawaz Sharef Arbion K Ount Charrae Ga..
Musharaf..

P.C Karachi K Gate Pe Pagri Bandh K Khara Hoga Mere Or Tumhare Leye Gate Kholne..
Or Altaf Hussen Bason Mei Manjan Beche Ga.. ;->