King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland

King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland

Some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him

Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King

They Said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U
U Fight 4 Wealth & V Fight 4 Honour"

Nepolean Said :

"Every1 Fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"

May, 17 2010 290 chars (2 sms) 3293 views Funny

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Ppl U Have Seen

Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason

Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?

No

Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??

NO

Real Reason

Guess. . .

Wild Guess. . .

Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->

Best beghairat of da

Best beghairat of da
Year nominees are
1:Bush from USA.
2:Krzai from Afghanistan.
3:Pervez Musharf from Pakistan
But
Award goes to

Asif zardari
From SINDH

Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,

Magar aab kya karoge...?

Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?

Ha ha ha ha

Munna bahi:-yeh doctor

Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?

Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.

dad tumharay unfit

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .

Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"

sorrow is our constant companion

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)

Åward øf (2@@9) _!_ <( )> ) | ( !!!!!!!!

Åward øf
(2@@9)
_!_
<( )>
) | (
!!!!!!!!

*MußÅRÅK HØ*
ÅCHE sMs Krne
P Åp Kø
ÅWÅRD ØF ßEST sMs Sndr
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Ye SMS Mje Aya Socha apko Btadon

Hey how r u?How''s life?

Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!

hAmY

your love makes my d

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary

Feeling Sad?

Feeling Sad?

Then Imagine
.
Im Wid U

( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)

Now U Happy?

.
.
.

No?
.
.
.

Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!

When u feel depressed

When u feel depressed, confused or hurt.
Don’t worry stand in front of a mirror,
u will find the best one to solve your problem.
TRUST YOURSELF.

I just met your duplicate

I just met your duplicate.
I swear it was you, I even called your name...
But
you ignored me and continued to eat
Banana
and
swing
on the Tree... :p

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King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland

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