King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland

King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland
King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland

Some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him

Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King

They Said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U
U Fight 4 Wealth & V Fight 4 Honour"

Nepolean Said :

"Every1 Fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"
  

May, 17 2010     290 chars (2 sms)     3250 views       Funny

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A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Welcome to Pakistan we have Recent Courses:

MBBS:
Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies

CA:
Career in Alqaeda

MSc:
Master Sucide Course

IT:
Institute of Terrorism

MBA:
Member of Blasting Agency

What do u want to do...?
Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father


Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.
Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia
Night was dark, moon was high, boy stopd his bike, girl asked him y, he came clos 2her, she felt shy.
he went near her & told her 2 words..

PETROL KHATAM.


*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*







Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D
Rule
The
HELL
Rather
Than
Being
Slave
At
Heaven :-)


Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"

Boy To Teacher:

Mam I Love U .

Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,

Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
During School Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative.

One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,

And He Replied

22 Girls,

33 Boys And Me"

Tu Ne Ujri Hui Jannat Ko Na Dekha Ho To.



Aaj Mere Ujray Huye, Bikhray Huye KASHMIR Ko Dekh....



(Dedicate to Self Determination in Kashmir on 5 February)


Happy Yaum-e-Yak''Jehti