When do you CONGRATULATE

When do you CONGRATULATE
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
  

May, 18 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     2322 views       Funny

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evry smile...

evry memory...

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"Yet To Be Seen"
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....





Some Willing To Work




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Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->
Aak Bhori Ourat Boli Apni Sahlee Se Ajj Ak Khobsorat Larkay Nay Mujh KO Chand Kha...
Dossri Ourat Harat Se Boli Kab?
Aaj Main Apni Beti K Satth Bazar Jarahi Thi K Larkay Nay Maree Beti Ko Dekh K Bola Chand Ka Tukrra Hia.
Q Hohi Na Main "CHAND"
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
Good News-

Nokia N73 FREE

With 1 Kg.
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''Mu se log milty hain
merey ikhlaq ki waja se

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Hor meri koi "PHAKKI"
nai mashoor.''
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

*A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn''t need.*
height of foolishness

A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.

And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D
1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???




Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)