Why are wives

Why are wives
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?


The mafia wants either ur money or life...

The wives want both!
  

May, 18 2010     117 chars (1 sms)     2288 views       Funny

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jis dil mein bsa tha pyar tera,
us dil nei dharkna chord diya,




ab rent pe dil ley guzara kar raha hoon


Good Relations doesn’t need
any promises any terms or conditions..

it just need two wonderful people.
One cool like me..
one sweet like u!
Men always wonder wat a woman want

!but as a veru welcoming move deepika padukone revealed to the whole male community wat a woman want .

And that is "ek chutki sindhur"


HazrAAt Eik ZArori ELAAn SuniyE . . .

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HAzrAAt DemAgh kA ELaAj kArwAiyE ELAAN sunA jAtA hAi
PArhA nhi jAtA.. ;->
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
Make a wish and give it wings
Dreams of bright and beautiful things

Dance through all the fun filld hours
Don''t forget to smell the flowers

Share some love and birthday cake
All life joys are yours to take

And when evening comes to view
Thanks ur lucky stars you are you

. . . HaPpY bIrThDaY. . .
''suno,




Mehsoos karo,




Badal ki garaj




Bijli ki chamak



Barish ki ik ik boond





Tum se



Cheekh cheekh




kar keh rahi hai














"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''


A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
Why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???


























Because
You Need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
It Will Fly ...;->
Miyan mithu choori
khaao gey?




Kya kaha nahin...




main bhi kitna bhola
hoon kawway ko miyan
mithu sam jh raha hoon.>
Q - If YoU pLuGgEd
YoUr NoSe aNd YoUr
MoUtH wHiLe YoU
sNeEzEd ...
WoUlD It CoMe OuT Of
YoUr EaR
oR
wOuLd YoUr HeAd ExPlOdE ... ?

=O ;->
The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Future Is Not In Ur Hand.
But At Present


Dabba Mobile Is In Ur Hand.