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What is the height of Flirting?
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What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...
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May, 21 2010
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Who is a diplomat????
Who is a diplomat????
A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day
&
later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->
Angraiz:
Angraiz:
Hum Pehle Shakhs Hain Jo Chand Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaye..
Pathan:
Hum Wo Pehla Shakhs Hai Jo Suraj Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaya!
Angraiz:
Tum Agar Suraj Pe Jate To Jal Jate..
Pathan:
Hum Koi Pagal Hai, Hum To Raat Main Gaya Tha!
Girlfriend & Police
Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p
Drinkers Gang
Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty.
Bar owner:
Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge?
Dulha Apni Nai
Dulha Apni Nai naveli Dulhan ka ghunghat uthatay hoye
" darling meri doo hi kamzoriyaan hain aik aurat or dosri mardana kamzori "
kahi soh to nahi gaye?
Ek pal me bhula diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere
saath the, abhi na jane kahan kho gaye, kahi soh to nahi gaye?
peak freans sooper
Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,
Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
FROM THE GALI OF MAHBOOBA
WITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR
THE MAHBOOBA JANKI FROM THE DOOR
AND SPEAKI,"MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR"
yaaro sab dua karo,
yaaro sab dua karo, mil k faryad karo, dil jo chala ghaya hai, ussey abad karo, yaro tume mera saath do zara,
aata leney gaya jaib mein paisay b they kam,dharkan ruk ghayee nikley na dam,
kaisee subsidi kaisi zarayat,khaney pein ghey bun
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('','')/"
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Agar
SmS nhi ker sakte tu
Mobile bech k
Gubara
Khreed lo*...''''
Three Things i LIKE about YOU 1.
Three Things i
LIKE about YOU
1.
2.
3.
Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein
Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO
Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,
To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta
Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,
Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->
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