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What is the height of Flirting?
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What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...
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2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
1st: yar pait main buhat dard ho raha hai muje potti aa rahi ha
2nd: yar khanay k time pe to kam se kam gandi baatain na kar
''JO AALA ZARF HOTE
''JO AALA ZARF HOTE HAIN HAMESHA JHUK KE MILTE HAIN, SURAHI SAR NIGO HO KER BHARA KERTI HE PEMANA.''
NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo
BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,
sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..
GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;-
Apka Hansana Qayamat
Apka Hansana Qayamat
Apka chlna Qayamat
Apka Sona qayamat
Apka uthna qayamat
Mujhe tu pehle hi shak tha ap qayamat ki nishaniyoon main se ek ho
boy and girl
boy to girl : koi esi baat kaho jis me khushi bhi ho or dukh bhi...
girl: I LOVE U bhaai :D
Job In Mobilink
Job In Mobilink
Send Ur Resume To
Mobilink.pk.com
Location Kharachi
Salary:25000 to 60000
Job Nature:
Mobile Tower Pe Beth K Kawo''n Ko Urana Hai . . . .
''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge
''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge
Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?
Is dnya me kitno k NIKAH ho gye
Kya nseb mai apne
srf NIKAH k CHWARAY rhenge?''
Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...
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dimag hai?? socho socho.......
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Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A
SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
All flowerz don''t
All flowerz don''t represent Luv but..
Rose did it.
All birds can''t speak but..
Parrot did it.
All monkeys can''t read msgs but..
U did it. Welldone
''Why''d the
''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
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