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What is the height of Flirting?
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What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...
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May, 21 2010
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1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:
Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
U r a nice person…
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live…
Tum pas hote ho tujh pe pyar aata hai,
Tum pas hote ho tujh
pe pyar aata hai,
Tum door hote ho to
tera intazaz stata hai,
Kya kahein is dil ki halat
ke.
tujhe yaad kar k
hume.
Bukhaar ho jata ..->
Teachr: Konsa Parinda
Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!
Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.
Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >
Tum Sari Dunya
Tum Sari Dunya
se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
Tumhara Style
Tumhara Sub Kuch
Sub se HuT ker hy
Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy
ChaL HuT . . . ;->
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI
Wah Wah
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI
Wah Wah
Fir Bhage Tum
Aur
''RAB NE BANA DI JODI''
ng Is Possible
Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
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Wana Example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]
height of confidence
Height of Confidence
A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break infornt of a Bus
& Shouts at the bus Driver
"Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili"?
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?
Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..
tumhara naam phool rakhon
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.
Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.
Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.
Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)
.+??+. ? 1 ? ''+??+''
.+??+.
? 1 ?
''+??+''
Yeh
Lo
1 Rupee
Ka
Coin
Aur
Mujhe
Cute
Sa
$m$
Karo
Kanjusi
Ki
Bhi
Koi
Had
Hoti
Hai
Aur
KHABARDAR
Is
1 rupee
Ki
T0ffee
Khareedi
To...
tum ko captain banaya team ka,
Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"
tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->
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