What is the height of Flirting?

What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with

"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...
  

May, 21 2010     104 chars (1 sms)     2436 views       Funny

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Before Marriage. . .
A Man Yearns For The Woman He Loves. . .
While
After Marriage. . .
The "Y" Becomes Silent. . . ;->
Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
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.
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But Unfortunately earth is Round!!
Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,




Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''


Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He
--> Ek Pathan Mufafir ne kaha hai : " Mujay Samaj nahi aati Log Mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay , mujay tu 28 wain din kharish honi shoro ho jati hai " : D
During School Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative.

One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,

And He Replied

22 Girls,

33 Boys And Me"


The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is






























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Censorship Bureau ] ;->
Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati

To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo !!

Aur Ladki Patayi Nahi Jati

To Behan Bana Liya Karo !!


Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Wo ankh bohat payari thi jo hum ne us ko mari thi
Wo joti bohat bahri thi jo us ne hume mari thi
Hum to muft main e pit gaye Ghalib
Hamain to ankhon ki bimari thi.
motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"