What is the height of Flirting?

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with

"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...

May, 21 2010 104 chars (1 sms) 2678 views Funny

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Name

Malika Sherawat.

To be a “Good professional”,

To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k Haq main Dua kerta hy

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''

What happened 2 ur network?

What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u
but the operator
said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r
trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."

Once in a jungle all

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

''Laakhon honge nigaah

''Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo....
Mere pyaar ke ICON pe
Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo........''

''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

Wah Wah...

Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

Thanday Meethy Faalsay,

Kalay Kalay Faalsay.''

I love to walk in a rain

English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.

pota apne dada se hanste hue

Pota Apne Dada Se Hanste Hue Poochta Hai

Pota: Dadaji, Aap Ke Saare Daant Hain,
Lekin Daadi Ji Ke Ek Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyun?
Dada: Beta Baat Aisi Hai,
Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha Aur
Teri Daadi Ganna Bahut Choosti Thi.
Samjhdar Like Kare

A Software Enginner Was Smoking

A Software Enginner Was Smoking

A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"

He Replied:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not Warnings . . ." ;->

there is no velvet s

There is no velvet so
soft as a mother''s lap
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.

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What is the height of Flirting?

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