What is the height of Flirting?

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with

"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...

May, 21 2010 104 chars (1 sms) 3220 views Funny

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Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,

tu paida kion howa ?

Guest:

Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“

Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“

The best day to propose a gal/guy

The best day to propose a gal/guy

april 1st ............!

if she/he agrees then its ur luck

if she/he rejects.......fool..!
sister/brother..... fool april fool.........!!!!!

Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..

Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..

Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,

Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,

Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..

Wo larka apne dost se bola:
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Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->

Tum aChe

Tum

aChe

Sache

pYare

ImaNdaR

SamAJdar

AqalmAnD

shareeF

logon se
dur rehna!!

Warna wo
b "biggar" jayenge... :p

kitne pyar se likha

Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,

*.*pappU*.*

Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY
Ki Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya... ;->

DON ne ab jurm ki

DON ne ab jurm ki dunia chor di hy

Ab 1 MADRASSA banaya hy

So plz...

Balance ki surat mei DON ko chanda day kr aakhrat sawarain
Aap ka khadim MUFTI DON ;->

y do we have to learn dis?

In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!

Aaap main say

Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.

Memon Beemar Hua

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"

PAKISTAN ko world champion

Agr 16 crore awam dua krke
PAKISTAN ko world champion
bana sakti hai to,

ek bar phr dua karen k ek momin
apni BV k pas chala jae,

(AMEEN)
pray 4 Mr Zardari ;->

Wife Running After

;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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What is the height of Flirting?

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