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What is the height of Flirting?
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What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...
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May, 21 2010
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Sunday mean
Sunday mean
S=Sote raho
U=Utho der se
N=Nachte raho
D=Dekhte raho TV
A=Aram hi Aram karo
Y=Yaad karo sirf humain hii
So njoy ur SUNDAY ;->
kab toot jaye m
Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!
Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!
Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.
Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->
Sardar Apni Girl friend
Sardar Apni Girl friend Ko I Love You Kehta hai or gir jata ha
I love you kehta ha orr phir girr jata ha. Girl :yeh Kia kar rahe ho ?
Sardar: Oye I''m falling in Love :) Haha
Professor
Professor: I Dont Mind When Students Look At Their Watch During Lectures . . .
But
It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It''s Working ;->
Zardari
Zardari :
Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon Walo ne 2 Ghantay Zabardast Firing ki Thee…
Pathan:
Lanat Hai ! Kisi Bhi Begherat Ka Nishana theek Nai Laga.!.
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
aur,
.
aur,
.
.
aur,
.
.
.
aur,
.
.
.
.
aur,
lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.
''Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko
''Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko
Mad-e-nazar rakhtay huey
ye Adalat
dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ Parhnay walay ko
$m$ na bhejnay k jurm main
.
.
“KANJOOS” Qarar deti Hay.!
Teacher:
Teacher:
Marne Se Pehle “Tarzan” K Aahri Alfaaz Kia Thay . . .? ? ?
Student:
Trazan Said: " Ye Kis Kuttay K Bachay Ne Darakht Pe Greace Lagai Thi " ;->
Difference between
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge
Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge
Aap Ki Aankhon Main Haseen Nazare Hohge
Qayamat K Din Jab Aap Ka Mobile Check Kia Jaye Ga
Tou Sab Se Ziada Sms Humare Honge .... ;->
whoever says money can buy
Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...
Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...
Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month
Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)
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