Wife: Suna hai k jannat

Wife: Suna hai k jannat
Wife: Suna hai k jannat main husband ko wife ke sath nahi rehne detay
Aisa kyun?
Husband: Arey paglee, isi liye to usay jannat kehte hain..
  

May, 21 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2038 views       Funny

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DOOB MARO Nikammo

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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.

Or Tumse

Abhi Tak

Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)
Who Played The Double Role In Film "Sholay"........?
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Think
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Film Tou dekhi ho gi
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Nahi Pata
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King George
Aray Wohi Jo Amitabh K Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)


Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?

Mehman:thanda or garam dono!

Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->

A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own



''''Happy Thappar Day''''

Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.
Ae mere "ALLAH"

"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,
Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn
Unhei''n muaff farma !

Uski mushkile''n duur farma !
Aur
Meri dua Qubool farma"AAMEEN"


Shukriya..

Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi
Aise hi DUA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=

Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)
What is the meaning of PyaR
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.The frnds sitting in BAR n say 2 each other P-YAAR
Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Me kese meethi baat karun...
Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!

Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...
Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!

Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?
Q uski tind karai nhi?

Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?

Naani k husband jab Nana hain,
Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,
To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!
IT''S A GIRLS WORLD...!!!


If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful
If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless

If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming
If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt

If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy
If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money

If Girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad
If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude

If Girls walk in group it''s a Group
If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang

If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy
If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)
Sharab ek bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai aao milkar
is bimari ko khatm Karen ek botal tum khatam karo ek botal hum khatam
Lady: Dr. Plz. call my husband inside

Dr:Trust me,main sharif aadmi hun
Lady:No Dr
ap ki Nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera husband sharif nahi hai... ;-)