Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

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Fuzool Sms Bhi Badey Gaur Se Parhte Hyn ... ;->

TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy

TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy "PAppu" , , ,

JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN... ;->

Deposit IT In My Account

Sending You A Cheque Of

Rs Hapinessssss/-

When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE

Withdraw it From My Account

&

Whenever U r Too HAPPY

Deposit IT In My Account ... (:

Promise me we

Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.

What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle.

What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle. . . ???
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Guess Karo
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Nahi Pata
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It''s Yamahahahaha. . . ;->

U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U may Have 100 Ppl 2 Care

U may Have 1000 Ppl 2 Love

But

U have Only 1 Crazy Frnd

Who Disturbs U Ne Tym

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That''s me . . . =)

Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.

Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.

Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.

Dekh k mera dill

phoot phoot rota hai.

yar tum se ik brush b

theek se nehin hota hai.

''Any woman that

''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''

''No Balance Pls Call Me Urgent Plz Plz

''No Balance Pls Call Me Urgent
Plz Plz

Is Sms Ko Apny Doston Ko Byjo
Or Dekho Kitny Bywkoof Isy Pura Nai Parhty

Once some hunters

Once some hunters were after an elephant. The elephant didn''t know what to do. He met his friend ant on the road. He told ant his problem.
She said : "Don''t worry . just hide behind me !!! "

"Sunehri Baat"

"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)

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Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.

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