Amir''s girlfriend

Amir''s girlfriend
Amir''s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.

But

Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]

NOw..

EnJoy

GHAJINI :P
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA) :D
  

May, 25 2010     228 chars (2 sms)     1937 views       Funny

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Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?