udas kyun kar rahy h

Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Wah Wah...!

Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Aao
Mithi Mithi Batein Karein
"AAM"
Ki Tarha..

HAPPY
MANGO SEASON.

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Mercedez Benz on easy instalment of Rs 999/- a month.

Mercedez Benz on easy instalment of Rs 999/- a month.

No downpayment.

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''Chappal chhoti ho to

''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''

Wo Kon Se 2 Log Hain

Wo Kon Se 2 Log Hain Jin Ka Dipartment Alag Hai Magar Kam Ek Hi Hai?

1)Zardari

2)Hamesh.

DoNo ka kAm aWam kO pErshAn kArNa hai ...=P;->

Naya Qaumi Tarana

Naya Qaumi Tarana

Mush Sar Zameen Shaad Baad
Kishwar-e-Haseen Shaad Baad
Tu Nishan-e-Corruption Aalishaan
Arz-e-Mushistaan
Shaad Baad Opposition Barbaad
Mush Sar Zameen Ka Nizam
Aatay Gas Bijli Ka Burhaan
Qaum Mulk Saltanat
Chaudry Paindabad, Shaukat Aziz Mulk Se Farar
Parcham-e-Sitara-o-Hilal
Khoon Main Runga Sara Saal
Bhool Apna Maazi
Shaan-e-Haal
Jaane-Istaqlal
Saya-e-Bomber Sar Par Sawar . . . ! !

''Humne bhi pyar kiya

''Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

Is SMS ko bht

Is SMS ko bht

Sumbhal k rakhna

Ye mamoli SMS nahi

Ye kemti SMS hy

Inbox me rakhna

Ye SMS

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2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.

GOLDEN WoRDS

GOLDEN WoRDS

1)

2)

3)

4)

5)

6)

Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
(",)
<))>
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traffic rules

A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school

He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students

wait for the teachers

Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?

Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?

Think

Think Hard . . .

Quite Easy . . .

Aray Idiot

Bitches Aur Kaun . . . ;->

bhikari kuch khana

Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->

JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY

Dunya ki sabse taqatwar shai hy Loha
har shay ko kat dyta hy
Lohe se taqatwar hy Aag
jo lohe ko pighla deti hy
Aag se taqatwar hy Pani
Jo aag ko bhuja deta hy
Pani se taqatwar hy Hawa
Jo Pani ko Ura le Jati hy
Hawa se taqatwar hy
INSAAN jo Hawa ko qaboo kr leta hy
Insan se Taqatwar hy
Pereshani jo Insan ko qabo kr leti hy
preshani se taqatwar hy SADQA jo har
preshani ko Kha jata hy
AUR In SABSE TAQATWAR Hy "Altaf bhai"
JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY... =P ;->

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

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