udas kyun kar rahy h

udas kyun kar rahy h


Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Wah Wah...!

Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Aao
Mithi Mithi Batein Karein
"AAM"
Ki Tarha..

HAPPY
MANGO SEASON.
  

May, 06 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     3116 views       Funny

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