Chitee comes to

Chitee comes to
Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"
  

May, 19 2010     316 chars (2 sms)     2559 views       Funny

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If time doesn''t wait for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
Yaar
Ye Dekh...







Kisi Ne Sara Msg Khaali Bheja Hai.
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,

There''s Still Pain Of Loosing 9 ;-
Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->

Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&


forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...


Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)
Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.


Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,


You Start It First.
Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana

Gayen To Koun Se Styal Me Gange.




























Socho. . .



































QAWWALI

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Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
Teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?


Pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!!


Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..