Chitee comes to

Chitee comes to
Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"
  

May, 19 2010     316 chars (2 sms)     2492 views       Funny

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Dil Ki Galiyon Main Dhoonda Tou Sunsaan Paya

Har Mor Pe Dekha Tou Kuch Nazar Na Aaya

Chalte Chalte Yunhi Yaad Aaya

Kaafi Waqt Hua Aap Ka Koi Sms Nahi Aaya . . . ;->
Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi.
Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
Chor: "4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...
When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???


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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....


Meaaaoooon....
Aik Sher Arz Kia Hy



Taaza Kalaam Hy Janab


Mulahiza Ho



Jee





Aik, Do, Teen, Char



Jee Janab



Dobara Irshad




Ahuun



Aik, Do,Teen,Char



"AA BAIL MUJHE MAAR."
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?














A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->
India men Umer Shrif ko kisi ny Ungli kr di

umer sharif Murr k bola

Beta Utna hi nikalna Jitna kha sako...=P;->
Any woman can

be a mother but it

takes someone

special to be

called

"Mom".
I wish u lov,i wish u joy,May u hav a baby boy.Wen his hair begin to curl,May u hav a baby girl,Wen she begin to wear pins,May ALLAH giv u twins.Wen they reach d age of four,May u hav many more..U DONT WORK ON ANY SCHEME..May u hav a Cricket Team...AMEEN
I need you....






I love u....




I can''t go anywhere without u...




....oh my lovely..



Shoes!
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...


Computer Is Shameless
Why?



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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?


Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)

(Bolo Hote na)