Chitee comes to

Chitee comes to
Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"
  

May, 19 2010     316 chars (2 sms)     3227 views       Funny

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Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
''Larka:Mere sath chalogi GIRL:Kehan?Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahan.
GIRL: 0K Police station chalte hen
Larka: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nhi kr sakta''
Attention

It''s Very Important Msg


Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->
Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.
''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya


Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya

kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai Allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''

Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna)



Zara jo door jaty ho,

Tab ehsas hota hai

k baqi kuch nhi rehta

Mere jevan k angan main

Meri khushion k daman main

Tere bin kuch nhi rahta

Udasi Chahee rahti hai

Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain

Din Sadion se lagte hain

In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai

Umeden marne lagti hain

Tere hathon se mere hath

Achank choot jate hain

Mere Armaan Roty hain

Tujhe awaz dete hain

Tujhe wapas Bulate hain

Suno Laot Aao na

Suno Laot Aao Na







Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)
Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?

PATHAN:
I don''t know

Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?

Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-
INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy

Jo Bolta B hy

Chalta B hy

Khata B hy

Monchen b hen uski

Pagri b pehnta hy

Naam hy uska


S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.....
Ye scooty kab li? Sardar:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne scooty le li,kapro ka mai kya karta.
Aik Orat Kisi Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda."Hazraat.! Changi nai keti"
Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?


Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.