Chitee comes to

Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"

May, 19 2010 316 chars (2 sms) 3448 views Funny

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Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
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Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.

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the cube is 4 is 64

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How it comes?

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