Chitee comes to

Chitee comes to
Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"
  

May, 19 2010     316 chars (2 sms)     2938 views       Funny

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Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity
to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...
''1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi or toofan aa gaya
admi asman ki taraf dekh kr bola lagta hy

"POHANCH GAI"''
Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?
''Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...''
Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare

Girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..
Several Women Appeared In Court, Eah Accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat Where They Lived . . .
The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony . . .
''''I''ll Hear The Oldest First'''' He Decreed. . .
The Case Was Closed For Lack Of Evidence. . . :p ;->
Pandit nay ap k
Mobile ki kundli
Dekh kar btaya
hay.

K ap k Mobile par
Kanjusi ki aatma
Mandla rahi hay.


Foran10$M$ Ki
Balli de do
Ta k"SHANTI
ho jaye.
Why are the Egyptian Children confused??????
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy... Children confused??????
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy...
Girl: Kon Ho Tum?
Boy:Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kya?
Boy: Soorat Tumhari
Girl:Karte Ho Kya?
Boy: Pooja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya?
Boy: Muhabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachhtaogay..
Boy: Kismat Hamari
Girl: Married Hoon Main
Boy:...
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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?
Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.


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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia
Or Taavaan K Lye Sticker Pe Ye Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:
10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neche Pohnchado?
Aur Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejdia.
2sre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gya To Usy Pese Milgye
Or Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha:
Khuda Qasam
Pese Ka Gam Nai,
Gam Is Bat Ka Hy K
KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Looota ;-