Chitee comes to

Chitee comes to
Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"
  

May, 19 2010     316 chars (2 sms)     2827 views       Funny

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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
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Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->
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What most persons consider as virtue,

after the age of 40

is simply a loss of energy.

Happy 40th Birthday!
Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kia Hai




Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kisay Kehte Hai




Tum Kia Jano
Gum Kia Cheez Hai






Tum Ne Tou Hamesha







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Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
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Dost Mere Marne K baad
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Agar Wo Dikh Jaye Tou

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Gandi Soch Rakhne Wale Aadmi




Abay Mera Haath Bye... Bye K
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Guess


Pakistan railway track


u can use it from karachi to khaber

Proud to be a Pakistani.
A Day Will Come . . .

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:

YOUR NAME

YOUR FAME

YOUR PERSONALITY

YOUR THOUGHTS

YOUR VIEWS

But keep in mind,

April Fool comes once a year.

Congratulations!

It''s Gonna B Ur Day After 4 Days JAn|x . . . :p ;->
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A Little Bit Of Paint ....



Makes A Girl''s Complexion ....



Seems What It Ain''t ....
-=- Height Of Progress -=-






























A Cannibal
Uses
Knife & Fork To Eat ... ;->
A Beautiful Statement written inside Men''s Toilet :


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