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Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"
  
May, 19 2010     316 chars (2 sms)     2624 views       Funny

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ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy


...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
Pappu Pinky ko pasand
Pappu Pinky ko pasand karta hay or Pinky Pappu k bhai ko jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinky ki behen achi lagti hay lekin Pinky ki behen Pappu ko pasand karti hay haalaan k Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hai.
Ab jab k Pinky ko Pappu acha nahi lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinky k liay raazi nahin hai aur Pappu Pinky ki behen se pyaar nahi karta jab k Pinky ki behen ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta...

Ab batao k is poori situation main kya kiya jaye..? ;->
M: My lovely wife.


M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!
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MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN
Pagalon ko uthane i hai, Apko meri dosti ki qasam BHAG JAo.''
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
A WOMEN 2 A
A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA. DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)
Ache d0st ki kh0bian..
Ache d0st ki kh0bian..
1.kh0bsurat h0 magarmach ki trah
2.aqalmand h0 gadhe ki trah
3.phurtila h0 kachwe ki tarah
4.khulus wala h0
Kutay ki trah
5.hands0me h0 bandar ki trah..



A'' ha k0i shak nai tum mai t0 ye sari kh0bian hain pyare d0st;-)
Latest Bathroom Songs . .
Latest Bathroom Songs . . .

Loose Motion
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk

Qubz Main
1 Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja

Gas Trouble
Hawa Hawa Ae Haa Khushboo Luta De . . . ;-
Cricket has reached
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
open the skool on 14th Feb
A msg for all the students
of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through
so many strikes and holidays,
last year.
So, to cover-up that all the students
must hav to convince
our skools admin team to
open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)
"Pakistani di Mushkil"
"Pakistani di Mushkil"
Ghar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
Parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur

Marn tu baad hisab arbi wich.;-)!
BREAKING NEWS TODAY all calls of
BREAKING NEWS TODAY all calls of

Mobilink,

Telenor,

Paktel,

Warid,

Ufone,

Insta phone

and

PTCL will beTOTALLY FREE !
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