student''s problem

student''s problem
student''s problem
kuchh badli hui takdir nazar aati hai,
yaado ki ek zanzeer nazar aati hai,
padhe v to kya padhe,
har page pe ladkiyo ki tasveer nazar aati hai.
  

May, 18 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2537 views       Funny

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Viraney main duya jalane se kia hoga,
Bujhi hoi raakh main aag lagane se kia hoga,
AAp ko KABZ hai isliye pressure nai aata,
AB bewajah zor lagane se kia hoga


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Kia haal hai? =P ;)

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "

Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"

Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"

Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->
1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?

2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?

3.Attend classes only for attendance?
...
4.see the calendar for holidays ?

5.cell in place of a pen ?

If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!

U r a perfect student ;-)
Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..


Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
thought of the day

kabi yeh mut socho k tmhare girlfrd ne tmhey kitna romantic sms bheja hey.


hamesha socho usey kis ney bheja hey.

SmS KinG
height of change...!
Are u a high scoring student?




Bored of getting good marks?




Try enginering



Marks se no marks



fark dekhiye sirf 6 mahino mein
Man 2 hotel manager" jaldi chalo,meri biwi khirki se kood kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager" so sir what can i do ? Man" khirki nahi khul rahi hai
Breaking News!

Now call charges will b charged accordng 2 ur brain size.

smaller da size cheaper wil be da call rates.



Congrats U can make free calls now....
Wife:

India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Dubai jao to jewelry,

France jao to perfume!!


Husband ne jal ke kaha,

Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?


Wife:

APNI VIDEO
Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Piyaas Hai

Ek Baar AAP Muskura Do

QK,

HAM Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se



"KHOFNAAK"
MUSKURAHAT
Ki Talaash Hai.
Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum

Stupid Idiot Baakwaas ho tum

52 jokoron wali taash ho tum

per phir bhi jo b ho yaar

dost bohat jhakaas ho tum