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kuchh badli hui takdir nazar aati hai,
yaado ki ek zanzeer nazar aati hai,
padhe v to kya padhe,
har page pe ladkiyo ki tasveer nazar aati hai.
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Sms Kartay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
Sms Kartay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Sms Krtay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Nahi Krtay To"Mukhtaraan Mai" K Bhai Lagtay Ho!!!
Commerce professor
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Yestrdy my mobile
Yestrdy my mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA and admitted to LG hospital near SAMSUNG chowk.
Dr.NOKIA said
"Matter is serious.Sms needed"
So plz donate SMS.....
the most unfulfilled
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
''Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!
''Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!
Kaki kaki
Haan beybay!
Phak di cheeni
Na beybay!
Jhoot bakdi
Na beybay!
Lawan jutti
Na beybay!
Khol bootha
Ha Ha Ha!''
Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna..
Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna..
Qalm ki ahmiat Talwar se zyada hoti hai,
Kion k..
Talawar se
Shalwar mein Narha nahi dala ja sakta
''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain
''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,
BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,''
today if anyone prai
Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....
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Characters : 157 | Sms Length : 1
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Failure is not only
Failure is not only
when ur girl friend leavz u.
But Its when
u dont try for her friend.
a b c d e f
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f
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agar i ha to TOILET jao shor ku macha rahy ho
Why Does D Baa
Why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?
Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
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Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!
1 ladka mujhe 2 bar i love u b
Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,
kya karu?
Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,
zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
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