Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,


2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .
  

May, 20 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     1996 views       Funny

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Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.

Old man ladke ko ek rupee de kar bola -




beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.
DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.


Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,


Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN
T h e

D e f i n i t i o n

O f

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B e a u t i f u l

W o m a n

I s

O n e

W h o

L o v e s

M e ...


H i g h
H e e l s
W e r e
I n v e n t e d
B y
A
W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->
Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta
Professional Lover''s:

Hajjaam:
Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din

Doctor:
Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?

Sunyara:
Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota

Wakeel:
Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara

Choki Daar:
Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?

Maali:
Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain

Police:
Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho

Driver:
Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)
Luck decides whom u meet in Life..
Ur Heart decides whom u want in Life..
But time decides who gets to stay in ur Life..
Pathan ko rastay mein ek charagh mila.Utha k saaf kiya to ek Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahishain puri krayga.
Pathan:"Umko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"
Ekdum ek naswar ka packet aa gya.
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aa gai.
Jin: "Baqi 2 khwahishain?"
Pathan: "Esa 2 packet or do!" ;->
Aqwaal-E-Zarreen
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Bardasht Karna Seekhain.
1986 ki Girl: Mama Jeans Phen lo?
Mom: Na Baiti Log Kiya kahe gaye
2006 ki girl: MAMA mini skirt phen lo?
Mom: Pehn baiti Kuch tu Phen