Teacher asked : What is Ur caste

Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi
  

May, 20 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2535 views       Funny

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