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physics teacher now
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physics teacher now
physics teacher now
PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth ... !
PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->
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Teacher
Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi Aur PeshAwAr Kahan Hai...!
Student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir...!
Ap Apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
bathroom gaye tu un ko apnay mehboob ki yaad i.
Unhone ne foran aik sher kaha,
"Ankhoon main hai tera aks,
Aur hath main hai "LUX"
when u take my name
When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...
Samajh Aai ???
Nahi Aai !!
O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->
Apnay 2005 ke
Apnay 2005 ke Gunnah mitanay k liye 109 bar ais mantar ko pahrna hai
East or West
" FaWad " Is Da BEst .
Ab Edit Ker K Apne Naam Dal Ke Ek Aur Gunnah Mat Karna!!
Hont Se Hont Milay Tou Kia Hota Hai.......
Hont Se Hont Milay Tou Kia Hota Hai.........????
SocHo......????
Nahi Pata....!!!!
Uff Kitni Gandi Soch Hai Tumhari
Kuch Nahi Bas Muunh Band Hota Hai......... ;->
A fat girl is waiting
A fat girl is waiting 4 bus at bus stop.How do u describe this in 1 word? Think!!Itna difficult question nai.
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MOTIVATING ;-)
practice makes man perfect
Practice makes man perfect...
Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
1 arbi bath room mai
1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha..
Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara Arbi ko..?
Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara hai..?
To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom Main Beth kar Tilawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)
Bartender: I Think
Bartender: I Think
U''ve Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost
My Wife , Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must
Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost
Impossible ;->
Teri Sada Ki Bay-Rukhi Ko
Teri Sada Ki Bay-Rukhi Ko Main Aaj Tak Bhula Nahi Paya,,,,,
Mubarakaan Jee mubarkan... Is Shair Mein "Faraz" Nahi Aaya.....!!!
Bazar wali nazuk si
Bazar wali nazuk si
office wali naram naram
mohalay wali patli si
hotel wali Chikni chikni
ghar wali garma garam
wese aap kahan ki ROTI pasand kartay hein?
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