Munna Bhai:-

Munna Bhai:-
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
  

May, 26 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     2574 views       Funny

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Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
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Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i''m thinking of you all the time


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Happy Birthday , Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Merry Christmas Now bug off and don''t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
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Bahare K Hath Me "RADIO",

Gunge K Hath Me "MIKE",

Aur AP K HATH ME "MOBILE"

Kalyug Hai Kuch Bhi Ho Sakta Hai . . .!!
A man, who surrenders when he is wrong, is honest.

A man who surrenders when not sure, is wise.

A man who surrenders even if he''s right, is a husband. (",)
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Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

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