Munna Bhai:-

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

May, 26 2010 193 chars (2 sms) 2538 views Funny

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Girl to Boy

Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)

''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai..

Boy: Har Roz Subha 25

Boy: Har Roz Subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !

Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi

Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->

My sweetheart,

My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL''S

is missng.
dikhe to batana..

defence me 1 bangla

Ab aap aram se DEFENCE me 1 bangla khred skte hain
Apne lye 1 MRCEDES CAR
or
DUBAI me shoping b kr sktay hain
Kiu k
PETROL me
64 paise jo km ho gaye hain... ;->

MALLIKA dancing public clapping

MALLIKA dancing
public clapping

Remove top
More claps

Removes bra
More claps

Removes panty
SSSilence

Moral of the story
Taali ek hath se nahin
bajti.

Ko ko ko ko ko

Ko ko ko ko ko

Ko

Ko

Ko

Ko

Ko

ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko
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Bas Karo Ab
"AANDA" dy b do,

Only true friends stand by u

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

Girl : Have You Seen

Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->

Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)

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Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D

Why does Waheeda

Why does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?

think...........

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Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna............;->

''Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jag gai

''Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jag gai,

wah wah

Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gai,

Maine itne love letter post kiye k wo
"POSTMAN k sath hi bhag gai.:-D''

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