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Munna Bhai:-
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Munna Bhai:-
Munna Bhai:-
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
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A BEAUTIFUL
BIRD
send to wish U HAPPY Bird Flu.
In foreign Daughter:
In foreign Daughter:
Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.
Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D
muqadar
Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain
.
1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
.
"AUR"
.
2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta ha
agar main tumse juda ho jao
Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklif hogi?
Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)
GALS look
GALS look beautiful, not coz of make up o attitude...!
its just dat BOYZ ave good imginations!!
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come
Pathan: Hum Ne
Pathan: Hum Ne Ek Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zariye Dewar K Doosri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai........!!!!!!!!
Sardar: Wo Kia Cheez Banai Hai tumne Khan Shahab
Pathan: Suurakh... ;->
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''Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya''
Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?
Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Acha Icecream?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Chocolate?
Beta: Nhi naaaaa
Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga.....
LAHORE Or KARACHI
LAHORE Or KARACHI Main Agar Taliban Aa Gaye
''hAmY''....
Tu Kaisi Lagey Gi Burkhey Main Meera Aur Sheeri Rehman...
Agar pagal khaney k pagal
Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khabr kaisay aaye ghee?
"ghar kee baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"
Santa:
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
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