Munna Bhai:-

Munna Bhai:-
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
  

May, 26 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     2435 views       Funny

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