Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...... Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!! ... Junior: no! Boss: i'm the boss of this office. Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to? Boss: no! Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P
''Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.''