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Munna Bhai:-
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Munna Bhai:-
Munna Bhai:-
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
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May, 26 2010
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dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?
Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?
Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha
Jo jeeta woh sikandar
Jo jeeta woh sikandar
Jo hara woh jail k andar,
..>Jo SMS bhejay usko jaadu ki jhappi,
Jo na bhejay usko arbab raheem ki pappi.
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
hai smart
hai
smart
bohot
wo
hai
bheja
ne
jis
or
hoon
raha
parh
se
niche
ko
msg
jo
hoon
stupid
womain
confused
some beautiful lines
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na...?? =P ;->
sorry
sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
GOLDEN WoRDS
GOLDEN WoRDS
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
(",)
<))>
_/?
Why gals not interest in sports
Why gals not interest in sports?
Only 1% gals playing games.
Bcoz
Other 99% gals playing in boys life.
did u know what is mean by MAN
did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man
Lo meri girfriend ka foto dekhoo,
Lo meri girfriend ka
foto dekhoo,
Aage karo
Thoda&aage
Dikhi
Nahi dikhi
"KAMENAY"
Bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zaroor dikhti.->
Sweetest Proposal
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
teachr konsa parind
Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!
Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.
Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >
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