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Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

May, 26 2010 137 chars (1 sms) 2301 views Funny

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Sardar Was Writing f

Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast

Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?

Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta: mumy papa ne muje kissi nhi ki.
Mumy:beta ap ne papa ko tables nhi sunaye honge
Beta: kam wali ko kon se tables ate hain

load

Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…

Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->

What did Tarzan

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah??
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Yuppie.... New Shorts . . . ;->

All Schools, Colleges and Universitie

All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th November!

For details visit:

www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
:-)

Sagai Aur Shaadi

Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?

Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha

pathan ka beta.

Pathan Ka baita Awaaz badal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy.. "Maira baita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa sakta" Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay sy ßola.. Tum Kon baat Ker Rahay Hou? bacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu baat Ker Rahay Hain..

Aik pathan jub bhi wash room

Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.

Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai

eXams are there,

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len

Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len

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Ghabrane ki koi bat nhi ap k ander sirf 2 kerrey hain
Ek apko call nahi krne deta dosra sms

Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking

Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Boy:Ok
G:Drinking Too
B:Ok
G:&Goin 2the Night CLUB.
B:Yes
G:Wat Else U Can Leave
B:D Idea Of Marry U

Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:

Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
"Agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,,"

Saari larkian kehne lagi...
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
"hAmY"

Silly Gurlz... ;->

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