after putting us in

after putting us in


After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.
  

May, 06 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2506 views       Funny

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Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo
Sach Hai...
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Upar Jo Likha Hai Wo Jhoot Hai
wife:Suniye zara aap kitchen se garam masala le kar aaien
Husband:magar yahan to nahi ha
Wife:mujha pata tha apko nahin mila ge is liya main pehle ley aai thi
Never Attend A Class




Why ... ? ? ?






John Nash Said :

"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"

So Dun Be Dull ... =)
Wife: What is so interesting in me?




Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting ;-


If You Love
Someone / Something








Let It Go ...









If It Doesn''t Return ...










Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...
Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..
Husband: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . .

Wife: Jaga Lo . . . Waise Bhi Choohey Se Kon Darta Hai . . .;->
I am missing U.



I am missing U.



I am missing U.









Don''t believe!



See I am on journey and u r not with me, it means u r missing.
Arz Kiya Hai,,


Ghoonghat main tujhe dekha to deewana hogaya,

Sangeet ka Taraana Hogaya,

Shamma ka parwaana hogaya,

Masti ka Mastaana Hogaya,

Jaise hi Ghoonghat Uthaya,


Is Dunya se Begana Hogaya....!!!!

Wah,wah,wah,wah,
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil, aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to beghairat, agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to nakara, bachon ko dantay to jabir, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
Haaye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan.
After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi

After Phansi

Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying

"FIANCEE"
on public demand releasing all over Pakistan

"The Return of Phoolan Devi"

Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice

Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi

Script in: USA & UK

Actor: Musharraf

Actoress: Benazir

Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel

Characterless Actors: Chaudharies

Dancer: Sherry Rehman

Action sound track by: MQM

Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda