after putting us in

After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.

May, 06 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 2629 views Funny

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Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
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what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!

Mother: David, come her

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David: Yes, mum.
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"Humain"
"Sms"
"kro"
"aur"
"jeeto"
"3 inamat"

1.Bohat sa pyar.
2.Umar bhar ki chahat.
3.Bilkul free stay mere DIL mein.
ye offer mere ache mood tak valid hai.

1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya

1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
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Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga"

''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k behosh ho geya

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behosh ho geya

Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya

kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
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Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''

Aaj Tumhain Lunch Nahi Mily Ga...

Aaj Tumhain Lunch Nahi Mily Ga...

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Q K Ye Dinner Time Hai
JAn|x . . . . . ;->

MATHAMETICAL POEM.

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maho maho halla hu

maho maho halla hu impatata dhooom patata ittamuta dhittamutta.

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how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?

very simple yaar

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Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,

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Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /:-)

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