after putting us in

after putting us in


After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.
  

May, 06 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     3040 views       Funny

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