after putting us in

After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.

May, 06 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 3001 views Funny

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