Wife husband say

Wife husband say
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
  

Sep, 19 2011     177 chars (2 sms)     3023 views       Funny

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dirty mind!!!
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Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->
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''Sher'' Tha



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To



Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !


"Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..


Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana..." :-D
Yash raj ki wife ki delivery k waqt wife ney poocha k baby ka name kya hoga?
Yash raj says : DHOOM



After few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye sab kya hai

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Oye Hello..!

Ye Harktein Choro,

Chalo Shabash. . .

Neeche utro aur mujhy SMS Karo.!!
Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Pora din guzar gaya mgr
Jitna afsos mjhy Aj hua hy
Main bs bata nhi skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TK NHI KIA!
AAJ


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aur



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