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aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
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tumhay kis nay kaha
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meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
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Aina Dekh Kar Begana ho Gaya
Aina Dekh Kar Begana ho Gaya
Khud apne Husn Ka Deewana Ho gaya
Muqabla-e-Husn main hisa liya Apne bhi
aurron ko tu Cup mila apko Jurmana Ho Gaya
Aik rikshaw ke peche
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
"AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".
PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,
PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO
GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,
NAVYCUT ME KYA RAKHA
HAI,
PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO
GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,
NAVYCUT ME KYA RAKHA
HAI,
KARNI HAI SOSO TO ROAD PAR KARO WASHROOM ME KYA RAKHA HAI.-'';>
Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi
Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi Qareene Maujood
Aur Pehla Jo Qareena Hai Wo Bharpoor Bhi Hai
Meri Maano Tou Raho Aaj Ki Shab Ghar Mere
Load Shading B Hai Badal Bhi Hai Ghar Duur Bhi Hai ;->
What is the height of kind heartedness?
What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
Mera number hai
0321-6307893
aur mera netw0rk hai,
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Warid
Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
k main zong use kar0n;-)
larki namaz parh kr dua mang rahi thi
1 Larki Namaz Parh kr Dua mang rahi thi,
Uski Maa ne Pucha: Tum ne Dua me Kia Manga?
Larki: Wohi Manga jo Har Larki ki Khuwaish hai
Maa: Kya?
Larki:
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HumAyuN
Miss Callen Martay
Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,
Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega
Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu
"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.
ek aadmi doosrey se
Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:
"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy ... ? "
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Doosra:
"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoon... " ;->
''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai
To phr MEDICAL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?''
end of the world in 2012 means
End of the World in 2012 means
I have wasted my whole life in school :) :)
Ek Pathan Apne Rakshey k Paas Khara Tha
Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???
Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->
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