Wife husband say

Wife husband say
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
  

Sep, 19 2011     177 chars (2 sms)     3045 views       Funny

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If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
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You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
''Sawan ki thadi raton m


Rimjim kerti Barsaton m


Ma aksar Socha kerta hon.
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manji branday vich sahi k andar lay javan...''

Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U. . . . ;->
A Truth

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change and she does. . . ;->


Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)
Boy: I LOVE U...

Girl: ME TOO...

BOY: How much u do u love me???

Girl: As much as u do...

Boy: "U CHEATER...I THOUGHT U REALLY LOVED ME"
Woh konsa Parinda hai jo urtha nhi hai?
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Socho Socho!
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Har Mani!
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Arey Simple Yaar!
Marawa Parinda..


A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.


GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau

lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau

mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.