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aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
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tumhay kis nay kaha
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meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
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A SHORT LOVE STORY :
A
SHORT
LOVE STORY :
Somebody Proposed U
U
Said
"not interested"
And in this way
Somebody
Lived a
Happy life forever.
ha ha ha
Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ
Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.
LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.
1 love me 2 hate me 3 miss me
1 love me
2 hate me
3 miss me
4 need me
5 adore me
6 like me
7 feel me
8 wana hug me
9 wana kiss me
10 wanna kill me
send ur best 3 answers
K.E.S.C Light Controller
K.E.S.C Light Controller
Niyat Krta Hoon Main
2 Ghante Light Le Jane Ki
Wasty Apni Hukumat K
Zulm Ghareeb Awaam Pr
Haath Mera Switch Ki taraf
Le Phir Gai ... ;->
''Larkey Wale: ap ki beti kuch ka
''Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.''
I Never 4get My Sincere Frndz
I Never 4get My
Sincere Frndz
Whn I c Some Faults
In Them
I Keep Patient & Just
Realize That
"Ab Har Koi Meri Terha
Perfect Tou Nahi Ho Sakta Na" ;->
want to go usa he
Want To Go USA
Here''s A Chance For You
Mr.Obama Is Waiting
For You To Be In
White House
Get Ready
Because
He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter ;)
1 Pathan Apne
1 Pathan Apne
Rikshaw k 7 Khara Tha
1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola:
"Bhai Gulshan Jaoge?"
Khan:
Me Tou Chala Jaonga
Lekin Mera Rikshaw Ka Ko
Khyal Rakhega ...? ;->
Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
pappu
Jis ne kaha tha
Loadshading 2010 mei khatam hojae gi ;->
The fight we had last night was my fault,
The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain...
Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain...
Mushkilain Hain Tou Hosle Hain...
Chirrya Hain Tou Ghosle Hain...
Aasha Hai Tou Bhosle Hain.... ;->
Question : What do you call
Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?
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Answer : A WidoW... ;->
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