Wife husband say

Wife husband say
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
  

Sep, 19 2011     177 chars (2 sms)     2653 views       Funny

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OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI... :(

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1st ever intelligent pathan..
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Pathan: u can call him anything , bcoz he can not hear any thing....

Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi
Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,


Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye
Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein
Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,


Ye Sab Karachi Se Ayen Hen
Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->
motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
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dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"


American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female
the office boy enters boss''s office
i think its ur phone sir

boss- how do u know??

well a voice said
is that you, u old fool.


How do u find Avogadro''s no?









Menu>contacts>Avogadro
''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''
Meri parosan chaat pr i or mjhe dekh kr kaha,

Mere aane se hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka...


Mein dheray se muskuraya or kaha
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PONKA...!
Democratic Difference B/w USA & PAKISTAN ...

IN USA .. U can Kiss at public Places but can''t shit .

In PAKISTAN .. U can shit in public places but can''t kiss . :)
Biggest Mystery of Maths:


1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...




X is unknown!!!
JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA
GHUM-E-TAUHEEN SE QUBOOL NAHI AAEGA
MAQLOOL KI FITRAT HAI E KAFIR
DIMAG KI DAHI HO JAEGI PR YEH SHER SAMAJH NAHI AAEGA...