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Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
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Sep, 19 2011
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U can control your Breath but not Death
U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your Wife,
U can control your Emotions but not
LOOSE MOTION
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
Tum Shadi K Baad
Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?
Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina.
Bush: Meri behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae.
Bush: Meri behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae.
Musharaf:Mubarak howe.
Bush:Par afsoos di gal ae BANDE da pata nai chalya.
Musharaf:Koi gal nai ji USAMA te pa dio. . . ;->
tujh sey bichchar k zinda hein,
tujh sey bichchar k zinda hein,
shaad hein, Tabinda hein
Wife Says;
Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.
Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->
Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,
Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
malika sherawat goes to skin specialist
malika sherawat goes to skin specialist
and asks: "main nahatay waqt kia lagaaon?"
doc:"bathroom ki kundi"
a boy in love with a girl,
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy
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***(--------Happy-------)****
***(------Birth-day------)****
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What do you do
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
to you
shocked ?
actully aaj ke Din
''James Hawk''
nay DHAKKAN banaya tha
tou mainay socha her DHAKKAN ko wish kur doon;)
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