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hans mat.....yehi rang kala kerne wala mantar tu ne perha lia he na......KAALLIIYYAA

May, 24 2010 177 chars (2 sms) 2414 views Funny

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Mjhe Pata Hai Tum Aaj Bhi Usay Pasand Kerte Ho

Wo Aaj Bhi Tumhain Chahti Hai

Jab Bhi Tum Us Ki Gali Main Jaate Ho

Tou Wo Bhonk Bhonk Kr Apna Pyar Jatati Hai

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i didnt kill himi jst askd him..
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Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoys a sticky bun
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Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father

Packing Start Ker do

Packing Start Ker do

Phir Na Kehna K Bataya Nahi

Abhi 15 - 20 Dim Hain

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A bOy Goes To See

A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!

Banta was amazed t

Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

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"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"

Le daso

Amrican:
Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen!
Japani:
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Lo dasso jee
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A Sardarji goes

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Keep It In The Cow

How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???

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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)

Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.

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But

Sit With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute.

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