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ever notice that even the busiest
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ever notice that even the busiest
ever notice that even the busiest
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Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
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Are Never Too Busy
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How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->
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Three ways to catch a tiger:
Three ways to catch a tiger:
1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you
and catch the tiger.
2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,
then catch it.
3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it
until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
Why Memons are
Why Memons are banned to play hockey & football.........?
Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain =)
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
o kiya kiya, kya
o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam
Arz kiya hain
--o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam
wa bhai wa
o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam
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Sbhe ka khana abhi nahi hua hajam ....;->
Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen
Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen
Is leye dulhe k leye dulhan
surpriz hote he,
Ghongat utane k bad
ya ashwariya...
Ya
Jysoria ;->
Kameeni Msg Padhne Wala Sirf Mera Hy
1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho
2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
Definition for Human being:
Definition for Human being:
A creature that cuts trees
,makes papers and writes
"SAVE TREES"
on it..!!!
Funny people.....!!!!!!
1 tha Chooha..
1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
eXams are there,
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
tv on kro multan m
TV on kro.
Multan main girls colleges me larai ho rahi hai
Sub girl lar rahi han
Sub keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai
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Uff ye larkiyan b na.... ;-)
Swimming pool me 6
Swimming pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara pani gaib! Why??
Kion k new pamper ab pehle se bhi ziada jazb karta hai! :);-)
Height Of Diplomacy?
Height Of Diplomacy?
Forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her
"how can i remember ur b''day
when u never look an year older.
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