ever notice that even the busiest

S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->

May, 05 2010 138 chars (1 sms) 3044 views Funny

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The World Thinnest Book

The World Thinnest Book, Has Only 1 Word Written In it....... "EveryThing"
& The Book Is Tittled By
"WhaT WoMeN WaNt"........... ;)

The great question.

The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?

Teacher

Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HA

Height of bad luck-

Height of bad luck-

A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n

dies because of
BIRD FLU

Zubaida apaaaaa

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P

Husband To Wife

Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….

Doston ki pehchan

Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai
Fraz…

Wo sb se aagy hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain.
(.”)/’
<¡:¡ oy ik plate
_/ /_ edhr v.

Hamesha log password wo rakhte hain jo kabhi na bhoole,

Hamesha log password wo rakhte hain jo kabhi na bhoole,

16646
yeh password kis ka hai?
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Saeed Ajmal... =)

Maa Maa

Maa

Maaaa

Maaaaaa

Maaaaaaa

Maaaaaaaa

Maaaaaaaaa

Maaaaaaaaarch

What iz dis?

Stupid..!

This iz
"LONG MARCH"

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Ek Khan Sahb Sey

Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint

Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey ;->;-)

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Sushmita Sen
00919821420167

Bipasha Basu
009193164574

Malika Sherawat
00919822923242

Karina Kapoor
00919874572585

Ja Aur Enjoy Ker
Sirf Tumhare Liye Hai
Ab Na Bolna Kisi Larki ka Number do...... ;->

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