reshma ki jawani

reshma ki jawani
reshma ki jawani





reashma ki jawani




reshma ki jawani





ab hogai hai purani .........;->
  

May, 18 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     2873 views       Funny

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What do you call a lawyer
with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor:D.
''Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P''
Man Was Complaining 2
A Frnd
''I''d All
Money, A Beautiful House
A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety
Gal Thn Its All Gone

Frnd: Wht Hapend?

Man: My Wife Found Out ;)
A man speaks frantically into the phone,

"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"


Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)


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aur mera netw0rk hai,

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Warid





Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
k main zong use kar0n;-)
Yaad Rakho:
TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai..

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Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do..

( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi )
Book:
Baghairti k 14 Asool..!!
3 Important Stages Of Life…
Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’
After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other..

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health,wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.

2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.

3)Ganja Sardr

4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue...
Dis ones awesome!

How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day
Aaj Ki Dua:


Aye Allah!







Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.

Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)