reshma ki jawani

reshma ki jawani
reshma ki jawani





reashma ki jawani




reshma ki jawani





ab hogai hai purani .........;->
  

May, 18 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     3463 views       Funny

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I''ve written a nice poem 4 u...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
U shud know wat u r,
&...
Once u know wat u r...


Mental Hospital is not so far..
Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phuppho..,


A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...

The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...

The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...

And

The Married Wish To
Be Dead ... ;->
Difference Between LOVE n EXAM

In LOVE You Have Thoughts But You CAnt Express Your Thoughts

n

In Exam You Don''t Have Thoughts Still You Have To Express Your Thought . . . ;->

1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse...;->
Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat
Time poocha tha Faraz...

K kitne Bajey.?




Wo boli,
9 baje Quaid e azam k mazaar per.
Dulha Apni Nai naveli Dulhan ka ghunghat uthatay hoye

" darling meri doo hi kamzoriyaan hain aik aurat or dosri mardana kamzori "
''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,

BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,''
I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i''m a piece of paper

but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
Tum Bohat Hi

Sweet

Cute

Decent

Good Looking

Nice

Intelligent



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