reshma ki jawani

reshma ki jawani

reashma ki jawani

reshma ki jawani

ab hogai hai purani .........;->

May, 18 2010 119 chars (1 sms) 2960 views Funny

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whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!

think..!
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k...i''ll tell u...!

iT''s uR brAin....tRying tO scrOll dOwn bUt nOt uSinG uR brAin :->

after watchng the pepsi advertisement

After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.

Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?

Boy

DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)

Murder Of EnglisH

Murder Of EnglisH

One eng proff when a girl didn''t do her assignment and gave an excuse:

today u r lying with me 2morrow u will lie with somebody else

koi takleafday chee

Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .

Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .=P;->

free call from any n

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!

Malkin:Tum saFaI

Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. .

Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?

NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi . . . . :-

ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi

Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}

PABANDI DOUBLE SAWARI

Shair arz hai

BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI
GHADA GAARI PE

wah wah

BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI GHADA GAARI PE

IS LiYE USNE LAGADI PABANDI DOUBLE SAWARI PE... ;->

''Aaj Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Call Mat Karana,

''Aaj Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Call Mat Karana,
Na Sms Karana, Baat Bhi Mat Karana,
Milane Ki Koshish To Bhul Se Bhi Mat Karana,
Kyonki Doctor Ne Mujhe
Mithi Cheejo Se Dur Rahane Ko Kaha Hai''

''just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i

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do u know wht is mobile

do u know wht is mobile

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yeh haath main kia chapal pakri hui hai

Santa child

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain

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