reshma ki jawani

reshma ki jawani

reashma ki jawani

reshma ki jawani

ab hogai hai purani .........;->

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Ek Murga Ek Murgi K Peeche Ja Rha Tha
Murgi Achanak Mar Gayi
Murga Bola:
'''' MOHTARMA NAIK THEE''N JAAN DE DI MAGAR PUPPI NAHI DI '''' ;-

Dear Indians,

Dear Indians,
Finaly We Have Achieved INDEPENDENCE

Sender:
M K GANDHI
9880444444

Sent:
00:00:00am
15-08-1947

Sorry For The Late Delivery!

Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz

Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz

Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro

Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii

Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;

Attendence

Attendence..

Pappu
Yes Sir

Bablu
Yes Sir

Tinku
Yes Sir

Ullu
??
Ullu
??

Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

koi sui mangy hum teer deingy

Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->

Peter : What

Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it''s really strange. I''ve got another pair of the same at home.

pappu mulk ko or ke

Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
.
.
.
.

Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->

Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

THE story behind the fact......

Two birds went to the theatre.

One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,

So they had to give it a spare row.

Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.

Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->

What Does Tarzan

What Does Tarzan Say When He Sees A Herd Of Elephants With Sunglasses
In The Distance?

Nothing.

He Doesn''t Recognize Them.

In a class, teacher asked:

In a class, teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
[email protected], it“s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

Why Does D Baa

Why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?

Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
.

.

Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!

Begum:

1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum Tum kahan ho..?
Begum: Ap k pas..

Shekh: Aur mery bchy..?

Wo b ap k pas hain..

Shehk:tO phr sth wAly kmry ka pnkha Q chL rha hy..!!!

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reshma ki jawani

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