reshma ki jawani

reshma ki jawani
reshma ki jawani





reashma ki jawani




reshma ki jawani





ab hogai hai purani .........;->
  

May, 18 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     3258 views       Funny

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Aik ganda msg sunaon?


aik larka hota hai,


wo gatar main gir jata hai
Aye Haye :_
*Ganddaaaaaa*
Teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??



Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
Yestrdy my mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA and admitted to LG hospital near SAMSUNG chowk.

Dr.NOKIA said

"Matter is serious.Sms needed"
So plz donate SMS.....
FOUR Flowers
Especially For U . . .

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1st For Frienship


2nd For Happiness


3rd For Care



4th Kaan K Uppar Laga Lena
Ek Dum Mast Lage Ga Mere Dost ;->

Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,


Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,


Ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...


Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->
Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled & said:
Yes

Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
Arz Kiya Hai
Maathay Pr Lahu Sir Per Reit.

wah wah !







Maathe Per Lahu Sir Per Reit






Kion K Larki Ne Phool Mara Gamle Samait


Wah Wah Wah Kia Kehne. . . ;->
Viraney main duya jalane se kia hoga,
Bujhi hoi raakh main aag lagane se kia hoga,
AAp ko KABZ hai isliye pressure nai aata,
AB bewajah zor lagane se kia hoga
JISKA EK BI DOST NA HO USKO KYA BOLTE HAIN???

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"Koena Mitra" (koi-na-mitra)
1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy

2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->
Ab Kare''n Apni Ya
Relative Ki Shaadi
Ki Booing
NATIONAL STADIUM
Mein ...


Kyun k






CRICKET Tou Ab PAKISTAN
Mein Hogi Nahi ... ;->