Teacher :Tomorrow

Teacher :Tomorrow
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
  

May, 21 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     2169 views       Funny

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Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"

Nice Quote:

People says that you can''t live without love...





but I think....



oxygen is more important... ;->
Phone ki ring baji.
Husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Maine mana kiya that...
Wife: Phone mere liye tha!
GEO SURVEY REPORT . . . .

Aaj Kal ''''MACHAR AUR MAKHIYAN'''' Din Raat Dekhe Ja Rahe Hyn


Humare Numainda GEO Ki Tafseelat K Mutabiq Un Ka Kehna Hai

''''Mehangai Ne Kamar Torr Di Hai
Is Liye Over Time Lagana Par Rha Hai''''


GEO MUSHARRAF Sab Ko Kaam Pe Laga Dia . . . ;-
What is meant by ABCD
A Boy Can Do Every Thing For a Girl
and
DFEDCBA means..
Girl forgets Everything Done n Catches New Boy again:)
Mout k bad yaad araha hai koi,,,


cigratte meri kaber par jala rha hai koi,,,


ya Rab 2pal ki mohlat or de de,,,


akeley akeley
suttey lga rha hai koi....


Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
Any woman can

be a mother but it

takes someone

special to be

called

"Mom".
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Tera hona zarori tha na
hona b zarori tha na

Kisi b yad ka hasti me
hona b zarori tha


Kaha tak suchte rehte ise sham e gariba me Thakan inti
safar ki thi k sona b zarori tha ;.->?
MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:


Laash Paani MEIN teirti kyu hai?



Kyunki...



Doobne ke liye zindagi chaahiye!!