her taalib e ilm ko aik aik taaliba

her taalib e ilm ko aik aik taaliba


Hamara Mutaaliba
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Hamara mutaaliba,




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hamara mutaaliba






Hamara mutaaliba.

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"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba" ;->
  

May, 05 2010     209 chars (2 sms)     2018 views       Funny

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Dress code 4 party---BLACK TIES ONLY. Mr. Bean goes to the party and is surpised 2 see that other guests are wearing suits also.
Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

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tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,

Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,

Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
''Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P''
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
G-Ghost

I- In

R-Real

L-Life




So Avoid Girls & Forwrd Their Numbers To Me. . .


Dont Worry About My Life I''m A Proffesional. . . .

" GHOST RIDER " . . . .
height of a music lover--

"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"
nigahe mila k dekho kabhi

kissi ko aapna bana k dhekho

gale milna chahte hai sab

kabhi LUX se naha k de kho.
I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i''m a piece of paper

but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha





Wrong Number

"Ek Larki Ki Dua"

Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei''n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein
Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei''n Dua Doongi ;->
Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar..

It Starts Wid Fire..

Continues Wid Smoke..& Dies In Ashes But Who Cares?

We R Chain Smokers! ;-)