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May, 15 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2296 views       Funny

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u get rich naturally as u grow old:silver in ur hair, gold in ur teeth, sugar in ur blood, stones in ur kidney & never supply of GAS...:-p :D
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?

Begum: Aik Dum

Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!


The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep





















Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

No



I
am
not
decent




I
am
not
good




I
am
Stupid




I
am
Mental





I
am
Idiot






Aisa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got It ;->
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

After 03 Days


,

.
Nhi smjhe?




03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge



Phr 11 Mahine ki AZADI

So,

In advance,

"AZADI MUBARAK" ;->
This msg is strictly for cute and charming people only...Since u accidently recieved msg. We deeply apologise for the disturbance due to technical error;-)


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this



Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
SMOKE every day plz! SMOKE means S=Send M=Me O=One K=Kool SMS E=Every day! So feel free 2 SMOKE more
''Ghalib farmaty hain

Ishq karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo

Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo

Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To

Film ''TERE NAAM'' Dekh Lo.''