A hindhu in USA

A hindhu in USA
A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!
  

May, 15 2010     286 chars (2 sms)     3288 views       Funny

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Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him

And Became Crazy About Him.


Guess Why?



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He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.
''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''
Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Student:
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Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?











Guess Karo
Ez Hai









Nahi Pata







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A Yamahahaha. . . ;->
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when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...
Suppose U Were An Idiot . . .




















Sorry Dude No More Supposition



















U Are An Idiot . . . :
Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
GHALIB...!!!

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3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega