A hindhu in USA

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!

May, 15 2010 286 chars (2 sms) 2735 views Funny

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Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ?

Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ?
Sardar:" SIR,SKELETON IS A PERSON WHO STARTED DIETING BUT FORGOT TO STOP IT ........."

mei tou bus yuhi fam

Mei tou bus yuhi family ke sath tv dekh raha tha "PAppu"

Ankhein sharam se neechäy ho gai jub suna hum ne

''This song is brought to you by touch condom.. ;->

mary to abi shaadi

Pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me
kisi ne bataya k
Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar rahi hy.

Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje
rat k 3 baj gaye
lekin Biwi nahi aai

4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
mary to abi shaadi hi nahi hui.

pathan

pathan went for interview

officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY'
pathan:night
officer:cool
pathan:warm
officer:ugly
pathanpichli
officer:I said ''UGLY''
pathan:I said ''PICHLI''
officer:Oh my god.
pathan:Oh my devil.
officer:Get out
Pathan:Come in
officer:U r rejected.
pathan:I m selected.
officer:keep quiet.
pathan:speak tight.
Officer:Go to hell
Pathan:come to paradise.
officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay.
pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay.
officer:police ko bhulao.
pathan:fauj ko bhulao.
officer:uffff
pathan:tuffff
officer:purrrr.
pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr.
kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.

" A man asked

" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "

. . .. . .Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .

Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .

Jo Humare Nau-Jawano Ko Tabah Ker Rahi Hai . . .

Aao Mil K Is Lanat Ka Khatima Karen . . .

1 Packet Aap Khatam Karo

1 Packet Hum Khatam Kerte Hain . . . ;->

Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!

wh8 d hell are

Wh8 d Hell !!

Are
U
Mad ?

U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense

Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing

But

Really
It
Suits
U

So
Going On
Nonsense ;->

jis larki pe nzar rakhta

jis larki pe nzar rakhta hon uski ho jati hai shadi

jis larki pe nzar rakhta hoon us ki ho jati hai shadi

NIGHAH-E-MARD-E-MOMIN SE BADAL JATI HAIN TAQDEERAIN!

Biwi(Ghusse Main):

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??

Why Is A River Rich?

Why Is A River Rich?

Bco Z It Has Two Banks!!

shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,

shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,

Dono bhai mush and bush

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