Guest:

Guest:
Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“

Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“
  

May, 19 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2026 views       Funny

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What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
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"Chadti Jawani" !!!
Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter
What is confidence?


10 boys decided to propose a girl...


9 boys came with roses.


1 boy came with







"Molvi"
Shair arz hai


BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI
GHADA GAARI PE

wah wah

BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI GHADA GAARI PE

IS LiYE USNE LAGADI PABANDI DOUBLE SAWARI PE... ;->
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
Kissi Se Nahi Kaha Tere Fasanay Ko .. janay kaisay Khaber Ho gai zamanay ko … “GATTAR” band ho gaye sarey shaher ke …. Kis Ne Khaha tha tumhien nahanay ko..
Teacher To Student:
Tmhai''n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?

Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->
WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar
Muje kam az kam apse ye umeed na thi apk pait me koi bat nahi ruk sakti kya?apny subko q btaya apki himat kesy hoi k ap sbko ye batao k







"I M SO SWEET"
''Tere liye har GUM ka Rasta mor don
Tere liye "CHAND TAREY" tor don
Bas tu aik bar "HANS" k dekh lay
Teri Kasam tere saray "DAANT" tor don.''
Sare gawaho or bayano ko madde nazar rakhte hue

"PAKISTAN FRIENDSHIP COURT"

ki dfa



"SACHI DOSTI"

ke tahat hamari

"DOSTI KI ADALAT"

tumhe hamre har janam ka dost manti hai aur tumheumar bhar dosti nibhane ka hukam deti ha.

WE WILL BE FRIÉÑD$ FÖREVER

Bolo sazamanzur hai?


have nice Day
Thak
Thak
Thak.
G Kon?
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"