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Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“

Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“

May, 19 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 2330 views Funny

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Dream Of Defeating Or Beating

If
You
Even
Dream
Of
Defeating Or Beating
Me ...
You
Better
Wake Up
n
Apologize ..

I''ll Forgive ... Coz
M Humble Na ... ;)

Sorry! Galti se y

Sorry! Galti se ye msg aapko send ho gaya niche mat parhna niche ghalat salat likha hua hai.
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GHALAT-SALAT"

Biwi(Ghusse Main):

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??

''Chappal chhoti ho to

''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''

Ironical Truth

Ironical Truth

If u think

A Girl Is Beautiful . . .

She Will Alwayz have

A BoyFriend

To Confirm That . . . !

Taliban Taliban

Taliban Taliban
Yes Papa

Explosive Bomb
No Papa

Telling Lie
No Papa

Open Your Jacket

Thaaaa Thaaaa Thaaaa.... =P =D

arrange marriage vs love marriage

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

Kabi Kabi Dil

Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen

Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,

Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen

Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!

Interviewer asked sardarji:

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

tum na mile to tumha

Tum Na Mile To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey He Jee
Lengey,

Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa
K

K

K

K

K

K "*COCA COLA*"
He
Pee lengey... ;->
BrRrrrr =P

how did aamir got s

How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?

Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost

How ... ?

Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->

Munnabhai:-

Munnabhai:- How To Distinguish Between BAKRA & BAKRI ? Circuit:-SIMPLE BHAI Patthar Mar Kar Dekho Ager BHAGA to BAKARA Aur BHAGI to BAKARI.

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