Benazir Aye Gi...!

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Benazir Aye Gi...!
Benazir Aye Gi...!

Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!

Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!

Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!

Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!

Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->
  
May, 20 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     4101 views       Funny

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One There Was A
One There Was A Mirrow Dat Used To Kill Liars....


FRENCH : i think, I Dont smoke..
(KILLED)

American : I Think, I Love Iraq.
(KILLED)

SARdar : I think....

(KILLED)
Kasam Se 20000000000
Kasam Se 20000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Kud Ker Jan De Don

Kasam Se 200000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Jan De Don

Phele Ose Bane Tu Do
What Is B.E. . . .
What Is B.E. . . .




8 semesters are there


80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E) . . . ;->
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho




Wah Wah




Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho





Jab Makeup Nahi Kerti Ho Tou
Sahfqat Cheema Lagti Ho ...
q wh8s the differe

Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?


A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
Tee Quotes
Tee Quotes

1- Take my advice
I''ve never use it anywhere
2- My mum thinks I''m special
doctor pathan sy
Doctor Pathan K Bachhey Ko Dekh Kar Bola Bohat Khubsurat Hy! Kitney Maah Ka Hy?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
O pagal ka bachha Ek Hi Maa Ka Hy!
Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hai
Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hai

Paisa

Property

Gaari

Izzat

Lekin






Tootay Huey Daant Dobara Nahi Miltay. . .





Samajhdar Ho, Umeed Hai Ab Sms Karoge. . . ;->
DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost.
Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?

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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->
Kya Ap Panchvi
Kya Ap Panchvi Pass Se Taiz Hein . .


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What Is difference
What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
altaf hussain ki maa ki shadi
altaf hussain ki maa ki shadi


Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?

Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->

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