Benazir Aye Gi...!

Benazir Aye Gi...!

Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!

Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!

Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!

Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!

Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->

May, 20 2010 193 chars (2 sms) 3708 views Funny

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Newton law of Girl frnd :-

Newton law of Girl frnd :-

"Luv can niether b created nor b destroyed,

it can only changd from 1 girlfrnd to another,

with some loss of energy time & Money".

Chicken ready?

Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.

Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .

Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .

Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai

Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno

"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->

Mother''s Quote

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "

Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai thi

tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai thi?

papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or Ankh lag gayi thi sir

SaNtA : MaI YaQeN

SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH

SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI

LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI

BaNtA : WoH KaIsE

SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa

THE GREATEST GIFT

THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back

Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH.

You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?

Shair Arz Kia Hai

EK Main Aur EK Tu.

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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)

Doobte hue aadmi ne

Doobte hue aadmi ne
Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko
Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"
Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...
Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..
Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
Aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...
Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...
HR boli dost tumne der kar di,
ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai Jo usse dhakka de kar
tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..

Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..

Maine gate khola,
Chowkidaar bola..

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All iz well..

Breaking News ...

Breaking News ...

Islamic Research Se Sabit Hua Hy k

"Murghi Haram Hy"

"Agar Chori Ki Ho Tou" ... ;->

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

1, Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hay..

2, LIGHT jo buhat jati hay..

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Benazir Aye Gi...!

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