Super Killer Joke . . Boy and girl are sitting.. . 2 dogs kissed each other . Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii?????? . . Girl- ok, par sambhal ke.., kahi kutta kaat na le. ;( :D :P :
One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)
Bank Main Meyan Biwi Ka Joint Account Tha
Aik Roz Bivi Check Le Kr Ponchi
Aur Boli Mai Dus Hazar Ruppe Niklwana
Chahti Ho Lekn Kayal Rahe Jo
Hisa Mere Meyan Ka Hai
Aus MAI Se Dejye Ga . . . . . :->
Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
