From Where Would

From Where Would
From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Breaks ??



















From The Re-Tail shop .. lolzz :-D
  

May, 18 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     2056 views       Funny

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Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)


Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!
Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz...
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur''s own DEAR.
Andhe K Hath Me "TORCH",

Bahare K Hath Me "RADIO",

Gunge K Hath Me "MIKE",

Aur AP K HATH ME "MOBILE"

Kalyug Hai Kuch Bhi Ho Sakta Hai . . .!!
Sorry ye msg tumey send ho gya niche mat dekhna
niche ghalat salat likh
hua hai,


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"GHALAT -SALAT"

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog


2009 Mai Parhty Hain:

A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)
Dost Aik Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna,


Ke Zindagi Main 2 Cheezain Muqadar Walon Ko Milti Hain...


Aik Acha Aur Mukhlis Dost !


Aur Dosra...??

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“Meetha Kharbooza”
Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
''''Will U Marry Me. . . ?''''



Girl Said: ''''NO''''






Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . . . ;->
''Free ho?
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ha tum sai hi kaha hai
Free ho?
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Main ny pocha hai Free ho?
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Yar tumhe sunai nhi dyta kb sai poch rehi hun free ho kya?
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Bhar mai jao na bataooo
:)''
Ab Koi Bathroom Sy
Uthe Aur Kahe k 75
Paise Me Call Kro
Wah Very Smart
Mere Aziz Pehle
Dho Tou Lo
Aur Wese Bhi Zong
k Customer Pehle
Din Sy Hi
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Srf 75 Paise Me Call
Kr Rahe Hy
Tou Zong ka
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Call Krne Wala
Package Istimal Krte
Raho Aur Sab Ker Do ;->
Just Imagine Life Without Girls:

The Result--

Markets Silent

Streets Empty

The Police at rest

ALL mobile companies in loss

No sms

No Flowers

No Valentine''s

No candles

No Perfumes

No travleing

ALL THe MEN Direct To HEAVEN.