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Friend 2 Sheikh:
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Friend 2 Sheikh:
Friend 2 Sheikh:
Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.
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May, 13 2010
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