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Friend 2 Sheikh:
Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.
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May, 13 2010
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doctor pathan sy
Doctor Pathan K Bachhey Ko Dekh Kar Bola Bohat Khubsurat Hy! Kitney Maah Ka Hy?
Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
O pagal ka bachha Ek Hi Maa Ka Hy!
Daddy ye school kia hota hy
Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?
Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)
new style of proposing
New Style Of Proposing:
Boy: Can I Take Your Photo?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Just Wanted to Show My Children
That How Their Mom Looked in her Younger age.
Sooo Sweet.
khaansi ka elaaj
Khaansi Ka Elaaj
Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta
Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye
Subha Shaam
7 Baar
Khyber
Pukkhtoon Khwaaah
Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah
Bole''n
Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)
kab toot jaye m
Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!
Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!
Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.
Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->
teacher dunya ka p
Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?
Pappu: Hazrat Adam!
Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?
Pappu: Pakistani..
Teacher: Woh kese?
Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..
Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai
Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai
Yahan Gatter Full Ho Gaya Hai Jaldi Aajao Saaf Karna Hai :->
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai
Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai
Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai
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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)
Definition of home
Definition of home:
"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
Be''-sharm Be-haya Be-waqoof Na-maqool Na-aehel
Be''-sharm
Be-haya
Be-waqoof
Na-maqool
Na-aehel
Jahil
Ullu k pathay
Hain wo log
Jo apki qadar nahi kartey ;
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
Common sense
Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..
wah wah!
zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..
phir?
phir kya?
Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D
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