Friend 2 Sheikh:

Friend 2 Sheikh:
Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.
  

May, 13 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     3344 views       Funny

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"Happiness is
Like a Butterfly"

You run
after it,
It keeps
flying away.
But if you
''stand still'',
It comes and
''Sits On You''

"Wish you lots
of Butterflies !
karti ha meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti ha muj se ye mis FAKHIRA kon hai?banwaya jab mein n apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon ha
The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Future Is Not In Ur Hand.
But At Present


Dabba Mobile Is In Ur Hand.
Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

SANIA MIRZA Details:



Age: 19



Sex: Female



Weight: 56 Kg



Height: 165 Cm



Colour: Normal



Boy Friend:Assi Hor Kon.



Brother:Tusi Hor Kon . ("_")
''Pakistan m 1 serway
howa
k
kinti Grils

" @bi " say Dosti kerna Chahti hain,



y

Result:
srif 7% ne kaha-YES

Aur


93% ne kaha kamari aesi Qismat kahan''
Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai





Kyn k














Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???






Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.
Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??

Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..


Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15

K Mutabq Mere Mokil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jae".

Judge: "Kitab Pesh Ki Jae."Kitab Pesh Ki Gai,

Judge Ne Safa Khola To

Us Me 1000,1000 K 5 Note Thay.

Ganpt "Is Tara K 4

Saboot Aur Pesh Kie Jaen
Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?


Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''