Friend 2 Sheikh:

Friend 2 Sheikh:
Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.
  

May, 13 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2952 views       Funny

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Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoyak Behosh Ho Gaya.

Jab Hosh Aya To Pocha.

Laila!
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Kitne Dino Se Sr Nhi Dhoya?

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables


But Most Important



4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->


Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)

(Bolo Hote na)
How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
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Come late to the bus stop.. BUS MISS ho Jaayegi... !

Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

Student: Wakeel..

Teacher: Wo Kese ?

Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)
FIRST SIGHT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe''s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and'' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
zindagi dour hai.....
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zindagi dour hai????????

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chal dour


Jab Tum Umeed Se
Ziada Mal-o-Daulat
Jama Ker Lo

Tou Mulk Chorh Do
Ye Tumhare Haq Mein
Behtar Hy ...

( ASIF ZARDARI ) ;->
2011 is coming

Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia
Na wo iqrar karti hay.
Na wo pyar karti hay.
Larki cheeze hi aise hay.
balance k liye pyar karte hay.
Tip Of The Day:
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Kno Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times;


"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing!
''AB TO BIJLI BHI DOCTOR ki Medicine ki Tarha ati hai


"Mohsin"


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1 Ghanta Sobha





1 Ghanta Shaam


or


1 Ghanta Raat.....:d

- Mohsin Skywalker -''