Man to motel desk clerk

Man to motel desk clerk
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
  

May, 14 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2719 views       Funny

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Simple But Effective-

"If U Want To

Shine Like Sun,

First You Have

To Burn Like It..."
Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam Sikhe?
Beta:
1Danto Se Beer Ki Botle Kholna.
2 Tez BIKE Me Bhi 1 Tili Se Cigret Jalana
Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.


Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?
College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!


Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen







Pesh Ha










''PANTEEN'' ...=P ;->
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?



2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nahi Athi?
ABCD Me "1" Kahan Ata Hai
garmi ka kya faida hai






Sochoo





Abhi tak sooch rahey ho ??






Sardi nahi lagti


Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna

Warna

GADHA mag jayega
What Is The Difference Between
Feeling Numb & Feeling Dumb . . . .? ? ?
















Simple Hy Yaar













An Alphabet . . . ;-
Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga; Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga; Oye agge ki? Agge Ghora ...
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............