Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or gravity ki khoj ki
Koi ya puchey k 25 saal sa potty karta tha
to wo kya upar jati thi Saaley hamain bevakuf banatey hain
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
