Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
Height of confidence...Mallika sherawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks to stitch 5 dresses...Tailor replies" wat 2 do with remaining cloth....!!
DUSHMAN wo jo marwa de,TAKLEEF wo jo tarpa de,TEACHER wo jo saza de,OUNG wo jo sula de,HADSA wo jo dara de,DOST wo jo DOST ko 250 wala card dalwa dehru?
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday
I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
