Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa''s wife : kar di na sardaaro waali baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!
Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses