Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya. Dost Ne Itni Bri Family Dekh K Ghusay Mn Kaha: Haya ty Nhi Ayi? Sardar: Nai yar, Ohda Paper C.
Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
&
You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
