Man to motel desk clerk

Man to motel desk clerk
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
  

May, 14 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2310 views       Funny

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