Man to motel desk clerk

Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards

May, 14 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2656 views Funny

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ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE

(Ghazal)

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Aankh Garmi se.

Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)

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koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?

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wo bewafa hai to kya hua

Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)
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HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

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Saare gawaahon

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