Man to motel desk clerk

Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards

May, 14 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 3082 views Funny

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