''hame to sms ne loota

''hame to sms ne loota
''hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin kanjooso ke pass bal nhe tha''
  

May, 24 2010     100 chars (1 sms)     2064 views       Funny

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;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
agar koi mujh sey pochchey "teri Mohabat ka naam kya hai?"




to mein kahoon" tenu kee takleef ee"
1 Tou
Sadar-e-Pakistan
Ban Gaya
Tum Bhi City
Nazim K Liye
Apply Kerdo










Bcoz







30 Din Ki Qaid
Tum Bhi Kaat K Aane
Wale Ho ... ;->
Here Is Some Career Advice


First, Listen To Your Heart




Then




Listen To Your Brains




Then




Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?

Girl: mere parents allow nhi karte,

Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe

aashiq society ki membership dilwayi hui hai!!
Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?













Us ki achi tarbiat..


Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->
Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
…Dost…

Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi…!
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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Nice na...?? =P ;->
Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .
































Dark ;-> Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .
































Dark ;->
Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
1 Bacha ZONG K Office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha

LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..?

BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho

" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?

Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.