There''s a way of Transferring funds

There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...

It''s called Marriage ... ;->

May, 15 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 2536 views Funny

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Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya

Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.

What?

Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...

BEER Is Now

Cheaper

Than PETROL!

"DRINK"

Don''t DRIVE

Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane..

ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,

ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,

Na koi apke pass ho,

Na aap kisi ki nazar mein ho,

Na koi aapki nazar mein ho,

To samajh len k aap...???

BATHROOM
mein hein... ;->

''Do pal ki bhi khushi

''Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.''

give me sweet kiss

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?

Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

kuch nae howa tha

Year 1963
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Aug 3rd
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Evening, 07:48
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Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!

If A Gorilla Catches U,

If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

?

?

I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

American: In our country ,

American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female

Friends r like Asian Paints :

Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

Wife is like Mosquito Coil :

"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"

Golden Words:

Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!

< Asif Ali Zardari >

if they get

if they get together then y willl they become social workers?

if they be together they united

n to unite wid saif....will make the ...UNISAIF(unicef)

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There''s a way of Transferring funds

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