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There''s a way of Transferring funds
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There''s a way of Transferring funds
There''s a way of Transferring funds
There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...
It''s called Marriage ... ;->
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May, 15 2010
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''Manzil ki taraf badt
''Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!''
tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE)
tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE): tUM kAFI nA-LaIyak hO.
JuB hAM sTuDeNt tHaY tO kAFi kAbIL tHAY.
StUdEnTs:sIR, aApko tEaChEr kAbIL MILay hOn Ge,TaBhI AaP kABIL ThAy.
Sender: SWEET +92??????????
Sender:
SWEET
+92??????????
Sender:
CHARMING
+92xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)
Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9298xx?????? (next two digits)
Sender:
LOVEABLE
+92XXXXXX???? (next two digits)
Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+92XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)
Mathematician
Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?
Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->
Close ur eyes.. Think about urself
Close ur eyes..
Think about urself
Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)
akbar laya 3 ghore
Arz kia hy...
AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...
AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...
Wah.. Wah..
.
.
.
.
.
.
AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->
Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai
Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai
Yahan Gatter Full Ho Gaya Hai Jaldi Aajao Saaf Karna Hai :->
u r a donkey,
u r a donkey,
d 4 decent,
o 4 outclass,
n 4 nice,
k 4 kind,
e 4 excelent,
y 4 young,
In battle Sardar g
In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.
Why?
Sardar g replied
'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤
Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"
Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->
Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Papa Khana Kab Khaen Ge ?
Papa;Dear Dolha Dulhan Aayen Ge Unko Ye Peson Ka Lifafa Den Ge Phr
Khana Khaen Ge
Munnah: Bhaga Gaya Stage Ki Janib Doolhe Se Kehne Laga Ye Lo 1TT Rupe 2plate Biryani Or Salaad K Pese Kaat Lo... ;->
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Barber: Rs 20
Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?
Barber: Rs 10
Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
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