There''s a way of Transferring funds

There''s a way of Transferring funds
There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...

























It''s called Marriage ... ;->
  

May, 15 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2188 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari


Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...

Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
Load Shedding K Fawaaid:

Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi
Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga
Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving
TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami
Sabr Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat

(A Public Service Msg By K.E.S.C)
Smile is the Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips...

Of Course you know the first one :)

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Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut! :-)
Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
.............
Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
....
Ankhain band kar ke
.
socho
.
.
ke
.
.
ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?
Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!


< Asif Ali Zardari >
Height Of Bravery . . .











Going Late In Class, In Tore Jeans & Sleevless
Entring Te Class Widout Permission
N Sayin To Madam
''''Hey Sweety Carry On , Don’t Stop'''' ;->
aj raat 2 bar 11 baje ge or 2 bar 12 kon kehta hai k guzra waqt dobara hath nhi ata arey pakistan mai sab possible hai yar geo zardari
Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...






































"Yet To Be Seen"
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred