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There''s a way of Transferring funds
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There''s a way of
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That is even
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Mercedez Benz on easy instalment of Rs 999/- a month.
Mercedez Benz on easy instalment of Rs 999/- a month.
No downpayment.
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Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
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.
.
Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh
Me Jao Na Jao Par
Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye
Height of youthfulness..
Height of youthfulness....
KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..
manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..
but still looks wrinkle free
An engineering student to his
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
"mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai
Difference Between Friend & Wife
Difference Between Friend & Wife
You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"
But
Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
1 srdar ji khali katori
1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!
Once there was
Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)
Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between
Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between
Complete
&
Finish
But
Dere''s Difference
When u Love Da Right One
U r Complete
&
When u Love Da Wrong One
U r Finished
Under The Black Cloth
Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn
Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!
Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na
Matlab
Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)
1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.
1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend : Really?
1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.
Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,
Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,
Har Student Ishq Me Khota Hai,
Padhayi Reh Jati Hai Sirf Dikhave Ki,
Aur Fir Haal-E-Dil Mark Sheet Par Bayan Hota Hai
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kisan gadi me gehun le ja raha tha
Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya
Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun
.
Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun
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