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There''s a way of Transferring funds
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There''s a way of Transferring funds
There''s a way of Transferring funds
There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...
It''s called Marriage ... ;->
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May, 15 2010
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"I f O u r C o n s t i t u t i o n
"I f
O u r
C o n s t i t u t i o n
A l l o w s
U s
F r e e
S p e e c h
Than
W h y
A r e
T h e r e
P h o n e
B i l l s ..." :=O ;->
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he
To Jiyo bindas...
Ek Pathan Apnay Betay
Ek Pathan Apnay Betay K Sath Lakriyan Kaatnay
Jangal Gaya. Wapsi Mein Rasta Bhool Gaya.
Pathan Ghussay Se Apne Betay Ko Maarnay Laga
Aur Bola: Kambakht Main To Rasta Bhool Gaya Hun,
Tu To Ghar Ja.
1 yehi baat mujhy chain se sony nahi deti.
1 yehi baat mujhy chain
se sony nahi deti.
“DOST”
K
pakistan bhar ki auraton
ko
Aetemad ariel par Q hy.
(,”)/’hum mar
<\/ gya hen
_/\_ kya??
an economist is a
An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->
A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer:
A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer:
Sir jee! barood thora kum dala karen Last time hamara Aadmi jannat se bhi aagay nikal gaya tha. . . . . .!!!
Ek Doctor Shikaar
Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..
Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna
Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna k KatreeNA KAIF Khud tUm Se Kahay.
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"Aj Kala Jora Paa Sadi Farmaish Tay"
Bantas advise:-
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
Teacher: What''s your cast?
Teacher: What''s your cast?
Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay
phir Bhatti huay,
phir Rajput hogaye,
ab hain darzi,
aagey mummy ki marzi. .
mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE
mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE
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DeKhA Aap BhI MeRe JazBaat NaHi
SaMaJh PaAye ;->
Cham Cham Kerdi Raat
Cham Cham Kerdi Raat
Tim Tim Kerde Taare
Na Koi Msg
Na Koi Bell
Ki Gal Ae Pyare
Kyun ?
Paise Mukh Gaye Ne Saarey . . .? ;->
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