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There''s a way of Transferring funds
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There''s a way of Transferring funds
There''s a way of Transferring funds
There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...
It''s called Marriage ... ;->
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May, 15 2010
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Once In A Jungle All The
Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But
Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .
Why. . . ?
Because
Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->
Customer: I need a ladies suit.
Customer:
I need a ladies suit.
Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o
Itz the Month of Snow & Songs
Itz the Month of
Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes n
Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month
NOTE-Plz Ignore
if U r an STUDENT
When sum1 touches u & u dont feel it
When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it
its IGNORANCE
Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it
its LOVE.
But When nobody touchs u but u feel it
then its KHUJLI... <-;
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Chai Peeni Hai
Sahab : Lekin Chai Tou 5 Rs Ki Aati Hai . . . ???
Bhikari: (Sharmate Huey)
Sahab Girl Fend Bhi Saath Hai Na . . . ;->
god made a daylight
God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->
Jis tareh exam me
Jis tareh exam me
qustion assan hote hai
aur answer muskil,
usi tereh apke liye
msg padhna bahut assan he
per forward kerna bahut muskil,Na mumkin.
KaASsh...
KaASsh...
aaj thori barish ajaye...
Kam say kam 1katori
pani bhar jaye...
Jo mujhay SMS na
karry...
Who is mai Sharam say
dod k mar jaye...->
aankh hee na royee hai
aankh hee na royee hai dil b terey pyar mein roya, hum nein teri khatir apna chain sakoon b khoya hai,
In other words I have wasted too much time
women never understand
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: it makes no difference.
Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car ... ???
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car ... ???
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Everyone Knows
"The Mercedes bends" ;->
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