There''s a way of Transferring funds

There''s a way of Transferring funds
There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...

























It''s called Marriage ... ;->
  

May, 15 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2913 views       Funny

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine


Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->
Masha Allah

Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
Sehri Aur Iftari Me
Aur Har Namaz K Baad
Dil Se Dua KAren''n








Ya Allah













Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De ...
A BoY tOOk A BooK FrM HIs ShElf To Study Alll the Other bUks fell On him...

mOral Zara sI Over ActIng Apkki Jaan bhI Le sAkTi Hai...
tAmAm kItabein aPni pOhanch se dOOr rakhe aur tabiyat kharab hOne per teacher se RuJou kaRe...
A PUblic Service msg fRm
...
Teacher- A ke baad kya aata hai..?

Student- A ke baad?....kya bolti tu!!!

Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience

Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
''Aaj Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Call Mat Karana,
Na Sms Karana, Baat Bhi Mat Karana,
Milane Ki Koshish To Bhul Se Bhi Mat Karana,
Kyonki Doctor Ne Mujhe
Mithi Cheejo Se Dur Rahane Ko Kaha Hai''
God made a daylight n is called Sun,

God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->
Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun Hua?

Kuch Nhi..


Kyun Ki Uske Hath Nhi The
Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?

Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !

Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .
Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn



Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na


Matlab


Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)