aarey tum sey keh rahey

aarey tum sey keh rahey
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,

kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt

aur offcourse "Apun"
  

May, 17 2010     192 chars (2 sms)     3256 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika Sherawat?

Dono ne kaprey utaar diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosrey ne Deshwasion ke liye!
In The Year 1952 There Was A Teacher In A Village,

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.


Now He Is Retired...!!
''Jab Jab humein payaas lugti hay,un k anay ki aas lugti hay,un ki dewangi may hum hogaye itnay deewanay k her larki ki maa apni he saas lugti hay.''
''Tusi boht great ho........

Rusgulay di plate ho......

coce di krate ho........

ande da aamlate ho.......\''
LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?

LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->
pAtA hAi kiA...








chAlO rEhnAy dO....bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi...
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lots Of Salary

But. . .

Salary May Help U To Get Lots Of Girls. . .

So, Love Ur Work Not Girls. . . ;->
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''
Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again''
hai

smart

bohot
wo


hai

bheja

ne
jis
or
hoon
raha
parh
se


niche
ko
msg
jo
hoon
stupid


womain







confused