aarey tum sey keh rahey

aarey tum sey keh rahey
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,

kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt

aur offcourse "Apun"
  

May, 17 2010     192 chars (2 sms)     2753 views       Funny

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Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W??

Because All Quetions In The World Start With W..




Such As

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

&

Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...
the office boy enters boss''s office
i think its ur phone sir

boss- how do u know??

well a voice said
is that you, u old fool.
Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Wa wa
wa wa
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Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
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.Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...
Newton Ka gravity Ka Law Kiss Ki Waja se Bana ??

Chacha Gamay Ki waja se..

Pata Hai Kaise ??
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Jiss Darakht se Apple(saib) Girra Tha woh Darrakht chacha Gamay Ka tha :) :)
What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????

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Hieeeeeeee !!!
''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati hai
Dil ko bahut tadpati hai
Socha ki call kar lu
Kambakhat yeh customer care ki ladki barbar balance low batati hai.!!''


Yaa ALLAH ..!!

Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!


Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena

AMEEN
Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
Faraz In Arabic;

Zardari Un Hukmaara Nun Azaabun Fee Insaana Fasa Dun Faraz,
Aata-Tunn Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Al Kuuttun Kameenun.


Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen

Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi


Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To




Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)