Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Qimat Per na jayen. 1 jaga 4 sms
kare , tabiat ziada khrab ho tu
fone karen, tamam sms waldain
ki pohnch se dur rakhen
Wazarat-e-Dosti.
Hokumat-e nujwan.