aarey tum sey keh rahey

aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,

kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt

aur offcourse "Apun"

May, 17 2010 192 chars (2 sms) 2262 views Funny

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