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aarey tum sey keh rahey
aarey tum sey keh rahey
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,
kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
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aur offcourse "Apun"
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May, 17 2010
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someone says whisky hotihai risky,
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
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Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.
Car Dilaon Ga.Gold Ka Dher Lga Don Ga.
Girl:Acha Ye Btao K Sham Ko Park Ao Ge
Boy:Han Agar Mama Ne
Bus Ka Kiraya Dedia To!
Ab bush k bad Obama
Ab bush k bad Obama
zara sambhal k kadam rakhna iraq me obama
bush ko pary hen joty tera to utar denga Päjämä.
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare
Tum P Jaan Nisar Kare
Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare
Tumhari 1 Ada P Qatal Hazaar Kare
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Wo Koi
PAGAL
He Hoga............
Drinkers Gang
Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty.
Bar owner:
Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge?
Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.
Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.
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Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...
''1 chor Police sy
''1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya.
Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola
"Bachao Bachao"
Pthan:"Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya"''
My eyes detected My heart reacted
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,
Baap: Kaha Ho?
Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu
Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->
pathan to shopkeeper:
pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper:ji han janab,
pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....
Warning
Warning:
Kamzor Dil K Hazraat Ye Msg Na Parhen>
Ek Princess Elan Krti Hy
''Jo Admi 3 Glass Thook Piyega Me Us Se Shadi Krongi''
1 Pathan Bola Me Piyonga
Wo 2 Glass P Kr Ruk Jata Hy
Princess Khti Hy
''Q?
Haar Gaye Kya?''
Pathan Bola
''Nahi..
Balgham Chaba Rha Hoon''
Aakh Thoo
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HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
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