AAj apko pani se

AAj apko pani se
AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

''THANDA MATLAB''

Coca-Cola
  

May, 22 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2509 views       Funny

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Koi to baat hai aap main


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