Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.


Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.


Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.


Wife: Kyo?



Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
  

May, 24 2010     217 chars (2 sms)     2771 views       Funny

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Professor- Would You Like To Marry

A Girl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You?

Student- It Depends On Who''s Is Beautiful,

Whether Your Daughter Or Your Wife.
Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay say ap SHIKARI nahi ban jaogay.......










Theek usi tarah.../









2-3 sms karnay say aap BHIKARI nahi ban jao gay.....
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ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE GhAzAL t0 GAzAb ki thi ChALo NeXT TiME... ;->
During School Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative.

One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,

And He Replied

22 Girls,

33 Boys And Me"
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool
What''s The Difference Between P|easur & Torture.................?
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P|easure Is Thinking Of U
&
Torture Is Thinking Of U Too MucH.......... :p
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
''agar aap ko apni ''GIRL FRIEND'' k past or future k baray main jan''na hai to apni girl friend ka number mukammal namm or patay k sath is no. par send karain,
03343004071

"HAQ BABA, SACH BABA"

**zarori note**
"baba g ka number change kar k apna number likhna bohat bari beghairti ha''''''
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
Zndagi me jab b kisi ko chaha hy,
Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy,
Socha tha ab chor den is pyar k khel ko,
Pr suna hy pichli gali mai 1 naya piece aya hy.
A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn

Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"

Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->