Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.

Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.

Wife: Kyo?

Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :

May, 24 2010 217 chars (2 sms) 2773 views Funny

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samjh aya?
nahi?
ab mobile ko
Ulta kar ke Pahro

ab samjh aya?

Nahi ?

Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???

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daata darbaar chalo gay?

Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay

son papaaapko yaa

Son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha

Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga

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Father: Haan

Son: Gud News He,

Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye

Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?

Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?

Is It Real Or Due To make Up ? ? ?

All False

Girls Look Beautifull Because

Boyz Have Good IMAGINATION . . . .

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Faqeer To Memon :

Faqeer To Memon :

Allah k Naam Pe Kuch De Do Baba

Memon:

Aao Baba , Cycle Pe betho

Round De Deta Hoon ... ;->

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G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..

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mobile repair kerne wale ko lose motion ho jayeen to woh doctor se kaise explain kere ga???

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outgoing main taklif ho rahi he
subah se nye nye ringtones bheg rahe hain
aur pait main balance nahi bach raha he
jitna bhi rechage kro utna kharch ho jata he"

Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

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Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

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How can we prevent Noise Pollution?

Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)

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Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

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