Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.

Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.

Wife: Kyo?

Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :

May, 24 2010 217 chars (2 sms) 2565 views Funny

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Dada apnay poatay se:

Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki mout
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy

Ek khan zameen per

Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<

OX - Aey Kya Bolti Tu.

OX - Aey Kya Bolti Tu.
COW _ Aey Kya Mein Bolu,
OX _ Sun, Suna, Aati Kya Gosala,
COW - Kya Karu Aake Mein Gosala,
OX _ Ghoomenge, Phirenge, Ghas
Charenge, Gobar Kahenge Or Kya ? -

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)

Shaadion Main Khaana

Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules..........

Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi

Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi.....

Kameeni Msg Padhne Wala Sirf Mera Hy

1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)

''Marriage is like a public toilet

''Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

''Film k poster k uper

''Film k poster k uper kisi peer k urras ka poster lag gaya dono thory phat gay or txt ye ban gaya
1 ticket me 2 mazy movie k bad langer b hoga Hazrat Allama MOlana Gujjar Badmash Sultan Rahi k ful action khawaten k liye pardy ka khas intazam Nargis k dill fareb raqs me shariq ho k sawab-e-daren hasil karen!''

a man kills a deer n

a man kills a deer n cooks it,n doesnt tell kids abt it..

he gives a clue to dem..
"its sumthing wht ur mom calls me"

son screams:dun eat it....."KUTTA HAI"

Teacher:

Teacher:
ITFAQ Ko Jumle Main Istamal Kro...,

Student:
Mere ABU & AMI
Ke "SHADI" ITFAQ Se Aik He
Din Hvi...... :-D

Muj se Shadi karo gi?

Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?
Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!
Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy?
Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache.
Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p

Lagey raho..

Lagey raho..

Lagey raho..

mainey khawaab mein daikha k mai Musharaf ki jagah saddar ban gaya hoon,
tum par bhi koi paabandi nahin jo marzi sapney daikho.. ;->

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Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

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