Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.

Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.

Wife: Kyo?

Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :

May, 24 2010 217 chars (2 sms) 2086 views Funny

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Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->

Tumhain Kia Pata Gum Kia Hai

Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kia Hai

Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kisay Kehte Hai

Tum Kia Jano
Gum Kia Cheez Hai

Tum Ne Tou Hamesha

Thoook Se Hi Lifafa Chipkaya Hai ....

ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya

Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,

Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya

3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bha

Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker

Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker

It Means

Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->

Woh chham chham kark

Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.

A boy n girl

A boy n girl of 5 class asked teacher : Kiya chotay bachon ke bhi bachay hote hain ? ?
Teacher Said : Nahi kabhi nahi

Boy said to Girl : Aur tum aise hi darr rahi thi

hahahahahaahhaahhaahah

Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...

Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...

Srinlankan team hamly mei koon involve hai..?
A. India
B. Taliban
C. America
D. Zrdari sy poch kar bataon ga..

GILANI.. D. Zardari sy puch kar bataon ga... =P ;->

Man1 sitting with dog.

Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

Girlfriend’s r like

Girlfriend’s r like an Internet virus
They Entry Ur life
Scan Ur pocket,
Transfer Ur money,
Edit Ur mind,
Download their problems,
Deletes Ur smile,
& Hang u 4ever….

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….

Man at medical shop:

Man at medical shop:- I need poison. .
Chemist:- I can''t sell u that.
Man shows wife''s photo.
Chemist:- Oh! Sorry. I didn''t know u have a prescription . . . ;->

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Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

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