Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.


Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.


Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.


Wife: Kyo?



Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
  

May, 24 2010     217 chars (2 sms)     2456 views       Funny

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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja''aygi..
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Headlines of 2025

HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

Sam: It’s a family tradition.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.

Teacher: What about your mother?

Sam: She’s a woman.
I''ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle
Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you
Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..
Boy- I Love you.
.
.
Girl- I’m engaged with
someone

and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.

.
.
Boy(after long thinking)

“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”
A Recently Fired
Stock Trader Said ...

"This Is Worse Than
Divorce...
I Have Lost Everything
And
I Still Have My Wife..." ;->


Buhot Ache



Wah



Kya Baat Hai



Buhot Aala



Gr8 Yaar



Zabardast



Daad Deni Paregi



Brilliant



Dil Khush Kardiya



La Jawab



Khubsoorat



Bari Himmat Hai



Kamal Hai



Amazing



Shabash



Herat Hai



Khushi Bhi



Yaqeen Nahi Aata



Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->
I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
ChAk k m0biLe jAd0 MaiN gADdi tE sAwAr hUndA,

T-Shirt pA jAd0 tyAr hUndA,

VeKhdE nE Loki chAdke chUbArE,

KehNdE kAsh eH sAAdi kUrRi dA yAr hUndA.... ;->
Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?


Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.
''Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta khajoor,
Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Saale Langoor.''