naam bata k osko kish mish ka

Shayer farmate hain !
"Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne

Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne

Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,

Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P

May, 05 2010 176 chars (2 sms) 2803 views Funny

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BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR EXAM

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi

Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kar k dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.

The Easiest Way

The Easiest Way

To Make Your

Old Car Run Better,

Is To Check

The Prices

0f New Car ... !!

Before Marriage. .

Before Marriage. . .
A Man Yearns For The Woman He Loves. . .
While
After Marriage. . .
The "Y" Becomes Silent. . . ;->

Thought of the day:

Thought of the day:

"Never make the same mistake twice..

Bcoz..

There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.

Just Shut Up

Just Shut Up

Ok !

Dont Try To Be Over Smart

Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakha Karo

Nonsence

Idiot

Selfish

I

Said
To

My Heart

When It Asked Me
To
Stop
Missing U . . . :)

Ya ÅLLAH kisi kø MOBILE nå de*

Ya ÅLLAH kisi kø MOBILE nå de*
Ågr de tö us me $M$ kå system nä de*
Ågr sMs kä system de tö BÅLÄÑCE nå de*
Ägr BÅLÄÑCE de tö 10-12 Msg krny kå HÖ$LÅ b de*
Ameen

3 cockroaches are

3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????

Coz..

It was a HIT song
:)

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.
Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.
Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.
Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.
Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
03216307893
Ziada easy load krwata hay.
Best of luck... =P ;->

Diner:

Diner: Watch out! Your thumb is in my soup!

Waiter: Don''t worry, Sir, it''s not that hot!

A boy goes to see

A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Sardar sent a

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.

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naam bata k osko kish mish ka

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