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May, 14 2010
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Preliminary Investigation :
Preliminary
Investigation :
The Shoes Tossed By
Iraqi Journalist At
George Bush Has Been
Linked To Pakistan
It Was Made In Lahore
By Terrorist
Shakeel Mochi ...
packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!
Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!
Dost: wo Q?
Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->
Once Upon A Time...
Once Upon A Time...
A Legend Used To Send Messages & Fools Used To Enjoy Reading Them.
Now Again The Legend Is Back And The History continues! :p
Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab
Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Sotay Me..
Ho Ho...
Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...
Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,,
"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!
Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi
Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi
Labon Par Khushi Ki Kahani Rahegi
Chamakte Rahenge Khushiyon K Sitaray Aap Ke
Jab Tak Humare Messages Ki Meherbani Rahegi ;->
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Raheel :
Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
A Robber,
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?
Ans: A Police Officer!!
Hey ! Do u want a new ring tone? wait 5,,,secs..
Hey !
Do u want a new ring tone?
wait 5,,,secs..
05
04
03
02
01
) " (
/ ).)... PüRRRR
L./L./
Nice Tone ?? "Ha Ha Ha Ha"
Darya-e-Ravi
Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.
XCUSE ME.... WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..
''FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?
''FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?
PATHAN: Hm Sb A.C K samne beth jate hain..
FRIND: Jb us se b zyada garmi lage to?
PATHAN: Phr hm AC On Kr lete hain.''
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