Whn V Drink

Whn V Drink
Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven
  

May, 14 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     3552 views       Funny

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''HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.


Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.


Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.


Wife: Kyo?



Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...


























"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..
The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.


But what makes you shine......
Husband:u will never succeed
in making DOGS obey u. . . !

Wife:Nonsense. . . . it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first. . . ;->
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?














A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->
Kamran Akmal Ne Bola Cricket Team Se:-
Meri Ball Nahi Kar Sakta Koi FACE
QK Meri Ball Mai Hai Pace
Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.


When I Die, Bury Me
Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As
Leap

Place My Computer
Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher
I m Dead

Place My Chemistry
Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How
I m At Rest

Place My Physics
Books On My Right
Hand

Tell My Teacher
Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies
Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher
I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not
To Cry

Coz They Are Those
Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->
Teri Sada Ki Bay-Rukhi Ko Main Aaj Tak Bhula Nahi Paya,,,,,



Mubarakaan Jee mubarkan... Is Shair Mein "Faraz" Nahi Aaya.....!!!