Shiekh ka beta girl friend k saath ghoom phir k ghar aya to baap ne pocha kitne paise kharch kiye.
Beta: 50 rupay
Baap: Itne ziada
Beta: Us k pass itne hi thay
Walking on hillside, Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here!