A Sardar looking at

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

May, 22 2010 128 chars (1 sms) 3277 views Funny

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Koi Sui mangy Hum Teer deingy

Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->

Yash raj ki wife

Yash raj ki wife ki delivery k waqt wife ney poocha k baby ka name kya hoga?
Yash raj says : DHOOM

After few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye sab kya hai

Doctor: sir ye DHOOM 1 OR YE 2 YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again

75 Year Old Lady Ne News

75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya

"ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA"

7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya

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.Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain"

''Kajol is a terrorist and she used

''Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D''

To be a “Good professional”,

To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

GOBI JESA MOO

Na jane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho "DOST",
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Khuwaab mein bhi milte ho to Gobi jesa Moo bana lete ho.

Dr had twinS, namd Tin & Martin"

Dr had twinS, namd
Tin & Martin"

Again twins, namd
peter & Repeater

Again twins
MAx & climax

Again had twins, she got
fedup & namd

"Stop & Fullstop"

Scratch & Win

Scratch & Win ..

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Pathan ...

Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->

Teachr 2 Students:

Teachr 2 Students:
Wht Wil U Do Wid A
1000Rs. Lying On d
Floor? Wil U Keep It?

Student: Not @ All

Teachr: V.Gud Thn
Wht Wil U Do ?

Studnt: I''ll Spend It ... ;->

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->

Hi! Need one gal

Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s father must have his own bar... CHEERS

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha
"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."

Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:

1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,

2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,

3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari

4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai

Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.

Mahina aaram se kat jayega."

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