A Sardar looking at

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

May, 22 2010 128 chars (1 sms) 2432 views Funny

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Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:

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"BEST SMS Sender" Award Goes To

(''HumAyuN'')

Ab Jealous Ho Kar Apna Naam na Likhna. :-)

''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Da

''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day

Aur

Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye

To

Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna

k

Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''

If I were to make

If I were to make a dictionary:

CUTE=you;

SWEET=you;

THOUGHTFUL=you;

GOOD LOOKING=you;

GORGEOUS=you;

but but but

LIAR=me

No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:

No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:

1.mobile

2.automobile

3.girlfriend

Bcoz dre is always a better model available in future. . . ;->

And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.

I Wish Someday I Can Spend
My All Waking Moments With You
And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.:(

if some body say br

If some body say

u r intellegent
u r smart
u r handsome
u r cute

Than give him a slap,

And tel him / her

To day is 26th March

NOT FIRST APRIL.

Priety apne

Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
.
.
.
.
.
Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!

LUV D WAY IT RUBS

LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:

1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:
Tum Apne Dost k 7 Kab Tak Rehna Chahty Ho ?

?

Mene 1 " PAAD " Maar Dia Aur Kaha:

Jab Tak Tum Is Ko Pakar
Na Lo =P ;)

Shahrukh Khan.

Shahrukh Khan....Again Start Working On Om Shanti Om

Kyuki

Picture Abhi Baki Hai Dost.

Biology Teachr:

Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me

Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?

All Girls Shoutd Loudly

Hamara Dil To "hAmY" K Pass Hai Madam!

When a man talks dirty

When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.

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