A Sardar looking at

A Sardar looking at
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
  

May, 22 2010     128 chars (1 sms)     2233 views       Funny

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S U N D A Y means,
S= Soty raho!
U= Utho dair se!
N= Nahao mat!
D= Dekhtay raho TV!
A= Aaram hi Aaram!
Y= Yaad karo sirf hum ko!
So,
Enjoy Your sunday
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"


Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.


Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?
Zndagi me jab b kisi ko chaha hy,
Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy,
Socha tha ab chor den is pyar k khel ko,
Pr suna hy pichli gali mai 1 naya piece aya hy.
Boy : Wts ur name?
Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti
Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun
Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me biryani pasand he....
Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya.

"EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI
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Sirf SUGAR k marez raabta karen"
JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,



JUB TUM HUM SE ROOTH JAO GE,



JUB TUM HAMEY BHOOL JAO GE,



TAB!!






MUH PR AISA THAPAR PRHEGA NA K DUNIYA BHOOL JAOGA.!
Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper


_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_

A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
S m o k i n g

B u t

I t
T a k e s
A
R e a l
M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r ...
Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana...
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Abey Bas Kr 13 Number Ka Paana
Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo.
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Pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.
Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview

Manager: Wat Is Cyclone ?

Lalu: It Is The Loan Given By The Bank To Purchase A Cycle