A Sardar looking at

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

May, 22 2010 128 chars (1 sms) 3198 views Funny

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It''s the sweetest

It''s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It''s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

teacher ali k papa

Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->

tumhari yaad to mujh

TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy "PAppu" , , ,

JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN... ;->

Girl:Agr Tm Mjse Shadi

Girl:Agr Tm Mjse Shadi Krna Chaty Ho To Tme Mere Mumy Papa Ko Khush Krna Hoga
Boy:Han Me Kroga.Mje Kia Krna Hoga
Me Apni Jan Tk De Skta Hun.Kaho.
Girl:Tumhe Hr Hafte Mumy Ko 5kg Ata Dena Hoga,Aur Papa Ki Gari Me 5litre Petrol Dalwana Hoga.
Boy:Acha BAJI Ami Aba Ko Salam Kehna

Oe..Gabbar

Oe..Gabbar

Bahar Nikal

Kaha Chipha He Tu..

Or..

Kaha He Tere..

Kalliya-Walliya

Sambha-Vambha

Or Tere...

Msg Wsg..

aik larki hai jo kaali hai fitrat ki bari niraali hai

aik larki hai jo kaali hai
fitrat ki bari niraali hai
aankhoon main hai kuch kuch kashish
aur khana -e- dimaagh khaali hai

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !

1 chota munna boht d

1 Chota Munna Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi Tuch Nhi
Bash Ait Nya Conekshn Taiye,Jong Ka

When Ur Life Is In Darkness

When Ur Life Is In Darkness

Pray To God

&

Ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness

But

If U Prayed

&

U r Still In Darkness

Then Realize

"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->

position of a husband

Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

To b a "Good

To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"

Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->

Pathan k ghar mein Billi

Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.

Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,

Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.

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