A Sardar looking at

A Sardar looking at
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
  

May, 22 2010     128 chars (1 sms)     2865 views       Funny

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Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.








And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
''f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
Things Wil Change

Class Room To Office


Books TO Files


Jeans To Formal


Pepsi To Juices


Girlfriend To Wife


What Will Never Change Is

DOSTI ? ;->
*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*







Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D
Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoys a sticky bun
I''m glad u are my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.
5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions

Waterproof towel

Solar powerd tourch

Book on how to read

Pedal powerd wheelchair

Umbrella with holes to see its raining,:-
Kuch Iss Tarah Usne Mujhe Bewaqoof Bana Diya

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Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!


Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
Pesh hai... For the first time
In your Mobile
Nahati hui Larki.


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Aaj thhand hai, Kal nahaegi!