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May, 22 2010
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On a romantic day
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”
Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
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.Nahi Maalum . . .? ? ?
2 Sides Hoti Hyn
Inside Aur Outside . .. ;->
Purpose Of Life . . .
Purpose Of Life . . .
GOD Sent Us 2 Find
Such Frndz, Dat If We
Meet Them Even In Hell,
They Will Say
"Chal Yaar Shetaan Ki Class
Bunk Kerte Hyn..." ;->
Everybody Wants
Everybody Wants
Some 1 Special
Some 1 Nice
Some 1 Cute
Some 1 Smart
Some 1 Sweet
Some 1 Honest
Tabhi Tou Main Kahoon
Ye Dunya Mere Peeche Kion Pari Hy . . . ;->
Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo
Teacher: Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo
Sab Se Zyada Boley Jatey Hain?
Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Teacher: Shabash, Baith Jao..!
akhan akhan wich
akhan akhan wich kujh keh gayee chorni, gallan gallan wich paisay leh ghayee chorni,
chhad k aaya saan mein thaney, per!
thanyon wee hath ghardi leh gayee chorni
23rd march a
23rd March ...
A Day To Realize The
Value Of The Freedom
Let''s Celebrate This
Day With Grand
Jubilation & Pray That
May ALLAH Protect Our
Country 4m Zardari ;)
in HOSPITAL
in HOSPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
aaa ja bijliay wasta e bimar da
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
man to barber cut my hair short
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
Once Upon A Time .
Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
''''Will U Marry Me. . . ?''''
Girl Said: ''''NO''''
Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . . . ;->
Father To Guy
Father To Guy : Wud U Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor ?
Guy : Off Course !
Father To Girl : He Is Not Good, We Do Not Want FOOLS In Our Family ;->
Husband & Wife Men
Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"
Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->
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