Which part of body

Which part of body
Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.
  

May, 25 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     3074 views       Funny

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36 + 30 + 38 =???


Ans?


104



no yar

once again

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confused???


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