Shakespear said, "

Shakespear said, "
Shakespear said, "This World Is A Stage & We All Are Actors".

In Punjabi It Is Translated As,

"Ae Dunya Ik Drama Ae, Tae Tusi Sarray Marasi O".
  

May, 25 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     1911 views       Funny

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