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Shakespear said, "
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Shakespear said, "
Shakespear said, "
Shakespear said, "This World Is A Stage & We All Are Actors".
In Punjabi It Is Translated As,
"Ae Dunya Ik Drama Ae, Tae Tusi Sarray Marasi O".
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May, 25 2010
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Ali Rides A C
Ali Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast Suddenly He Stops Y?
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Because He Reaches His House
.*""* . * ""*. "* Dil ki *" *Gehrayon* "*. se .*"
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"* Dil ki *"
*Gehrayon*
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Fitay moo!
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us ka jo apka
Bura chahy.
Love in France IS A COMEDY
Love in France IS A COMEDY
In England A TRAGEDY
In Italy A WONDER!
In Germany A DRAMA
But
In PAK LOve is a
"National Game"
HUM BOLAIN MOHABBAT KI ZABAN
Commerce professor
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Biwi(Gusse Mein)
Biwi(Gusse Mein) Tumhare Dimaag Me To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai...!
Shuhar(Pyar Se) To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kion Rahi Ho......!!??
Re-Remix of "Maujaan He Maujaan"
Re-Remix of "Maujaan
He Maujaan"
Judge Sarey Judge
Sarey Nikal Gaye,
Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk
Wich Bikhar Gahe,
Bugti Nu Marrya,
Bhutoo Nu Marrya,
Kam Dikha K Musharaf
Nikal Gaya,
Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,
Sham Savery Hun
Faujaan E Faujaan,
Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E
Faujaan.;->
e kh0cha machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai :
Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :
amir khan ne 3 idiots
Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P
GEO PAKISTANI ;)
Sardar Was Writing f
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Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast
sentence with a direct object
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?
Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,
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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,
3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..
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