moral of the movie g

moral of the movie g


Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->
  

May, 06 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2368 views       Funny

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ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,

¡nsurance Pol¡cy Se Jina Asan Kr Gy¡

Ab Apn¡ Mrz¡ Se Bdalta Hun Jmhur¡at K Gear,

Yun Lgta Ha¡ Nam Mere Pak¡stan Kr Gy¡
Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

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tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?
'''' Tum Kuttay Thay
Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay Aur Aane Wali Saato''n Naslai''n Kuttay Hii Rahenge ''''










Kutya Ne Kuttay Se Kaha Aur Maike Chali Gayi . . . ;->


Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
Quaidabad,
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Malir,
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Kalaboard,
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Airport,
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Colony gate,
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Natha khan ,

aur

aur

aur
aghar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kar dena ... ;->
Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->
Teacher To Student: Kia Tum Ne Mere Diye Notes Parhey Thay . . . ? ? ?

Student: Nahi Sir . . . Main Apne Aap Hii FAIL Hua Hoon . . . ;->
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Anchiii...Xcuse me plz! S0rry 2 disturb u.
''Gadhon Ki Race!....
10..
9..
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6..
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2..
1..
Fire!..

aray Bhago sms bad main prhna..''
You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique



Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi na..
Wats dhE diffrence between a mosquito n a fly
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Fly can Fly...
but
Mosquito cant mosquito...


Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!

Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->