2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.

2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
1st: yar pait main buhat dard ho raha hai muje potti aa rahi ha
2nd: yar khanay k time pe to kam se kam gandi baatain na kar
  

May, 22 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     3505 views       Funny

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