2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.

2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
1st: yar pait main buhat dard ho raha hai muje potti aa rahi ha
2nd: yar khanay k time pe to kam se kam gandi baatain na kar

May, 22 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2822 views Funny

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colg ki larki

Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian

''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian
mshooq ne dikar li phir dekh bhal kay
is mein qasoor aashiq-e-marhoom ka b tha
kaghaz rakh dia tha kaleeja nikal k..''''

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin,

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi
Ladki Nahi.
Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nah

''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"

''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"

Jo jata tha BILLO k ghar Ab kehta hy:

PREETO mery naal wiyaah kar lay''

Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon

Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
Jisay Soochti Hoon
Woh Mughay Yaad Karta Hai
Jisay Main Sochty Hoon

Main Kisay Sochty Hoon
Yeh To Mughay Bhi Nahin Pata

Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

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Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.................. ;->

Revised Version of TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->

badboo aap ne maari hai

Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli..

Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;->

A Boy Wantd 2

A Boy Wantd 2 Know The Age Of His Girl Friend.
So He Askd
Boy: Dear What''s Ur Birth Date?
Girl:4th Novembr
Boy Which Year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR :P ;->

Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne

Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!

Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,

Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?

T-Shirt Line :

T-Shirt Line :

I Was Thinking

Of Becoming

A Doctor,

I Have Handwriting For I

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