Woh kon hai ?

Woh kon hai ?

jo ,,

Uchaal Uchaal K Paida hOta hai ??

Peachano Kon?

Socho ??

Aray socho na ??

Tauba

Soch to sahi

ay loo

aray Budhu

" POPCORN"

May, 22 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 2333 views Funny

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kutte ke chaar pair q hote he??

Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??

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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?

The devils challenged

The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.

Sweet But Not Honey

Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine

Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->

Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!

Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!

Go 2 her & ask "is ur dad a

terrorist" She''ll say "wat?"

Then u say "no no I asked coz u

r such a Bomb"

U came alone pic

U came alone pick me from my home take t ur home in ur bedroom put off ur shirt touch ur head 2 my cheast put ur lips on my lips "THANK GOD I''M DA BOTTLE OF PEPSI"

Air Hostess To Pathan :

Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?

Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !

Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .

Sardar goez 2 Gulabo''z

Sardar goez 2 Gulabo''z
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Knocks de door.

Gulabo:kon?

Sardar:mein!

Gulabo:mein kon?

Sardar:tu ghulabo hor
kon....->

ye pakistan nhi chaand ka tukra hy

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!

Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!

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Sabar kaise karte hain :) :)

Ae Faraz tuje zindgy s

Ae Faraz tuje zindgy se mila hai agr koi ghum

Bs phone utha or dial kr
0900-78601

Telefun,Telefun!

I''ve made so many

I''ve made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.

Tum bade ho kr kya kroge

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY

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