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they said I was responsible.?
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Smile Never
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Gum Sum Never
Share Ever
Hide Never
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Think me ever
Forget me Never
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Woh hamein dekh ker
muskurate rahey...
Woh hamein dekh ker
muskurate rahey...
Phir yoon hua k....
Hamara b HASSA nikal
gaya...-
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Pathan Halwai Sy
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30 Sal Sy
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A Dog
Or
N ENGINEER." :-)
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