A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
Dosti pake dosti eve ni nibhai jandi, is dost nimane di tenu kade yaad ni andi, har vale kara pehala mein hi sms, je tu kar dawe ki teri shaan ghat jandi