Why Did Lady Throw

Why Did Lady Throw
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”
  

May, 25 2010     115 chars (1 sms)     2516 views       Funny

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Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen
1- Peela (Yelow)
2- Hara (Green)
3- kala (ßlack)
4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein
1. Kheery k ßeech
2. Kuti Huwi Mirch
3. Rol Huwe Timatar
4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain
1, Cheel (Eagle)
2, Saanp (Snake)
3, ßhoot (Ghost)
4, Dinasour
etc...

Types Of POTI
1. Patla Dast
2. Sakht
3. Gaarhi
4. Sookhi
5. Jelly
6. Oily

Info Collected ßy
(Wiliam POti)
Qimat Per na jayen. 1 jaga 4 sms
kare , tabiat ziada khrab ho tu
fone karen, tamam sms waldain
ki pohnch se dur rakhen
Wazarat-e-Dosti.
Hokumat-e nujwan.
U R my best frnd.

Bharosa nahi?

Chalo fir Mina-e-Pakistan par chadenge

Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.

Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi

to me kood jaunga... :)
Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I fail, I fil so sad. U know y? Its bcoz I always end up missin u.
''Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump''
Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
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But Unfortunately earth is Round!!
rOz rOz ki muLaqatOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa hai...

rOz rOz ki muLaqAtOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa haI...

lOt kEr ajaO tUm aBto mEne.....

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mEne...
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mOrTeIn bHuja dIa hai
Latter From A
Customer To The
Bank ...

Dear Sir ,

In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?

Your''e Faithfully
Customer ..!
;->


Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
A 17 Years Old Boy Need
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Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
"0321-6307893"
Please Send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
And Dnt Change The Number.=P;->
''meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo''
(.")%(",)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YÖU!
Tumko kya laga tum nåhi batao gy to mujhe påta nahi chalega K aaj,



''ANIMALS DAY''
hay
You naughty,
Once again
Happy Birthday
Roz roz ki mulaqaton kotum ne bhula diya...


Lot kar




aa jao



please




main ne




yaqeen karo



"MORTIEN"
Bhuja diya