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bache gamley se nikle hain?
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bache gamley se nikle hain?
bache gamley se nikle hain?
Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
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May, 05 2010
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Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban K Gulab,
Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban K Gulab,
Hogi Sachi Dosti Tou AyeGa Jawab
Agar Na Aaye Jawab Tou Mat Hona Udaas
Samaj Jana K Balance Nahi Hai Ghareeb K Bache K Paas. . .
apne sasur ka dulaar
Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main
Filhaal To Ye Sab Sapne Hain
Kyonki Abhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main... ;->
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha
A Sardar asked his friend:
A Sardar asked his friend: kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain??
Frend replied: No
Sardar said: tou phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay..!!
think about yoursel
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...
Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?
Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?
Other Lady : Oh, I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->
Boy- Dear!
Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad cheti..
Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->
Bakhtawar
Bakhtawar : Papa Ap Ko Pata Hai Kiya AATA, CHAWAL, Kis Rung K Hote Hain?
Zardari : Beta White
Bakhtawar : Jhoot Wo Toh Black Hote Hain
1 Aurat Ne 1
1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil Se Pocha K
Talak Lene K Lye Kia
Sharyat Lazmi Hoti Hai ?
Wakil Bola "Talak Lene K Lye
App Ko Shadi Shudo Hona Zorori Hai"
A beautiful dress is of no use
A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off
By
Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
- K r R r A z Y -
- K r R r A z Y -
T r u t h
H u r t s
May Be Not As Much As
Jumping On A Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)
Kid 1 : My Mom Is Having A New Baby ...
Kid 1 :
My Mom Is Having
A New Baby ...
Kid 2 :
Hmmm !
So What''s Wrong With
The Old One ... ? ;->
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